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mynameislauren

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Member Since: 19 Nov 2011 03:47am

Last Seen: 2 Jun 2015 04:03pm

user id: 240215

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  1. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:55am UTC
    Someone comment on my profile :)

  2. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 5:10am UTC
     
     
    I smell upsexy, do you?
    Yeah ;)
     
     NO! You were meant to say ''What's upsexy?''
    Nothing much, you?
    Well played.

  3. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Aye Girls, do me a favour?Walk to your bathroom and stand in front of the mirror.Rinse your face and remove all the make-up, the fake eyelashes, and the hair extensions.Put your hair up in a pony and change into your sweats. Did you do it?Alright, now stand in front of that mirror, and stare at your beautiful reflection for 3 minutes.Nah, don't you dare criticize yourself.Point out your strengths and what makes you beautiful and unique.Your flaws are what makes you sexy.Now, go ahead and wear make-up and dress to impress, but DON'T hide behind it.Let it only emphasize your natural, pretty face and banging body.You're all beautiful in every shape, colour and size. A guy wrote this on facebook. Guys like this give me hope.

  4. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 1:27pm UTC
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    Rejection; the worst feeling in the world.♥ nmf. •○•○•○•♥○•○•○•○•○•○•○

  5. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    i think my main problem is i dislike people

  6. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:03pm UTC
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  7. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    I take him to the candyshop;-)

  8. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Comment on my profile?:'-).
    I'll follow.

  9. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    I got a dig bick.
    You that read wrong.
    You read that wrong too.

  10. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:44am UTC
    I get annoyed.
    The entire population of Witty Profiles is beautiful.
    And then theres me. o_O

  11. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 7:23am UTC
    your legs remind me of an airport, open 24/7.

  12. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 2:31am UTC
    Fave If
    you like pancake day better than valentines day.

  13. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Please Enter A New Password;
    ************
    Please Re-Enter Your Password;
    -Copy And Paste-

  14. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Admit it; We've all attacked our mousewhen it won't move.

  15. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    At weddings; When old people nudge you and say ''Thats you next!''
    So, at funerals, Nudge them back and say''Thats you next!''.

  16. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    Do you work for Royal Mail?
    Cos' i can see you checking out my package. ;-)
    format credit: jade672

  17. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 11:51am UTC
    When someone asks you to call them,
    And then they don't pick up.

  18. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 3:58am UTC
    Goverment stealing your money; Okay.
    Goverment increasing taxes; Okay.
    Goverment not giving you good life opportunities; Okay.
    Goverment want's to reign over internet; This is war.
    nmf

  19. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Domino's; Hello?
    Me: Hello, is this Domino's pizza?
    Dominos; Yes, what can i do you for?
    Me: Can i have the number for Pizza Hut?
    nmf

  20. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 12:50pm UTC
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