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 hey guys , jazzy here :)
ok soo im 14, turning 15 on july 11,
i love the color purple ,
i <3 dolphins ,
mindless behavior , justin beiber , one direction , & hot chelle rae are ahhmazingg
katy perry is my role model ,
jake t. austin & ross lynch are the hotties in my life right now ;)
i love making friends so you should be my friend!
hanging out with my friends , playing ping-pong , &watching movies is what i like to do ,
disneyland/disneyworld is where i've always wanted to go ,
my dream is to become a famous actress/singer ,
my paradise is gum &music :)
fall is my favorite ; bonfires , hoodies , sweatpants , funn
i lovelovelove british & australian accents! guys that have 'em... 'nuff said :)
irish accents are an excpetion when talking about niall horan <3
&one day , i wanna go on a road trip to NYC! 
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  1. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    There needs to be a witty profiles camp...only girls, and have cabins and stuff for the summer, you pay to get in, and hang with a bunch of girls. cabin mates would be decided by what category you tend to quote about, like break-up, love, depression ect. And everyone can talk, vent, and make new friends they can relate to. Is there any way I can get this to a witty god (or whatever head master,) so they can take it into consideration and maybe happen. Fav if you think its a good idea. The more favs maybe a better chance of it happening.. :) ♥ it can happen if we believe. Keep reposting if you want, get the word around the witty world. :)

  2. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Okay for the first time ever, im going to vent.Here it goes...
    So for my whole life, I've never known how to swim. I've been put in multiple lessons when I was little and multiple lessons now, but I'm still too scared to learn how. Everytime I think about it, I always get really sad. That's the only thing wrong with my life right now. So my mom put me and my brother in swimming lessons (for the millionth time) , which starts in 10 days. Every day, I think about it, and think about how to try to avoid it. But then another part of me tells me to stop avoiding it and man up and just learn how to swim. Every time this happens and every time i think up a strategy to make it easier for me to learn. But every time I go to the pool, I just start getting more and more scared and I end up chickening out. I really want to know how to swim, but I'm just scared that I'm going to drown. And another problem is that my lessons are on Thursday nights at the rec center when a lot of people at my school go there to hang out. And i'm afraid they're going to see me and tease me when they see me at school. I don't know what to do. Everyone is always going to waterparks and im just sitting there like "i wish i knew how to swim so i could go to all these waterparks and have fun." But I'm probably never going to learn because im too chicken.

  3. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Good girls
    are bad girls
    that haven't been caught.

  4. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    I'd feel safer
    if I actually k n e w how to swim

  5. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    What do you look for in a guy?
    Okay, so I'm writing a song (well, trying to write a song haha) and I need your help! It's about what kind of guy a typical girl would want. What qualities would he have? Please comment on what you look for in a guy...if you can, try to rhyme it like a song lyric. Thanks so much!!

  6. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Definition of
    The Holidays:
    An excuse to eat as much as you want

  7. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Some people are saying that the 1D quotes should stop and some are saying that it doesn't matter. Well here's the deal:
    The 1D quotes ARE getting a little out of hand guys...but that doesn't mean you have to stop them completely. If you see a 1D quote and really like it, you don't have to make the exact same one. And the One Direction facts are okay once in a while...but not the same ones over and over again.
    And for those of you that don't like them because they're changing witty? I agree. But it doesn't mean people have to stop faving the quotes. They're faving them because they like them. It's just when someone needs advice, we need to be there for them. That's what witty is all about. :)
    Wow that last line was really corny haha

  8. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    I live next to a street called

  9. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    "Society...what have you become?"
    "I miss the days when I didn't care what other people thought of me...Society sucks."
    Well guess what?
    You ARE society.
    And you shouldn't care what anyone thinks of you. If you really missed those times, you would go back to those times. Screw the people who make fun of you, they're just jealous cause they don't have their inner child anymore.
    And maybe someday you can change society :)

  10. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Put yourself
    in the music
    the moment
    you want it
    you better never let it go
    you only get one shot
    DO NOT
    miss your chance to blow
    this opportunity comes OnCe In A LiFeTiMe

  11. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    One Direction…
    Guess who's going to their concert with 4 of her best friends? ;)

  12. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    #4 in my childhood...
    We played hide and seek
    Not on our iPads

  13. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Has anyone else realized how much water
    Niall Horan

  14. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    You know what I think? I think we should stay UP ALL NIGHT. You're not YOUNG FOREVER, even though I WISH, so might as well. I WANT to have great MOMENTS that I'll never forget. You need to STAND UP, sing NA NA NA because being young is ONE THING to live for. No regrets, like saying I SHOULD'VE KISSED YOU. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU is WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL. I don't want to make the SAME MISTAKES by being TAKEN when I know it's GOTTA BE YOU. Don't TELL ME A LIE and say you don't want me because you STOLE MY HEART. There's nothing I want MORE THAN THIS; I want to SAVE YOU TONIGHT. That's the ONE DIRECTION I'm headed. <3 :)

  15. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    My dad loves his food
    "I forgot my water...sh*t."

  16. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Those bratz commercials
    that think they're so cool...but they're not.

  17. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    If you live in OHIO
    (that would be in America)
    Okay so im kinda desperate here haha...anybody know a place that involves singing? Like classes or shows or anything. I'm getting tired of singing at home. :P It would be better if it was in the Cleveland area. Thanks!

  18. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    When you're asked to stay still
    everything starts to itch.

  19. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 2:29pm UTC
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  20. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Yay! Witty's changing colors! Like a rainbow...


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