Quotes added on Thursday, September 20 2012

forgottenlover
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 1:57am UTC

When a guy on Facebook does a "lms for top ten cutest girls(:" and you like it but then want to unlike it because you know you'll never be attractive enough anyways...

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bella_xxox
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:05am UTC

Sometimes,
even if it wasn't funny,
i respond "haha"
just to make them feel good !

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:06am UTC

I'm a human Spongebob.
Why?
A) I'm really, really weird
B) I like to have fun
C) I LIKE BUBBLES
and my favourite reason.....
D) I destroy my enemies mentally with my happiness.

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SorrowUnleashed
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:17am UTC

It's midnight and I can't sleep.
I think I'll go for a walk.

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:17am UTC

I saw a baby with a shirt that says:
If you can read this
My invisiblity cloak isn't working.

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jennalovesmonkeys
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:25am UTC

We are never ever ever getting back together!
You go talk to your friends,
talk to my friends,
talk to me.
But we, are never ever ever ever getting back together.

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strawberryshortcake10111
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:32am UTC

LOL. My boyfriend was cheating on me & i told him to choose. He's like "What? this isn't pokemon. Cause i'm gunna be like "I CHOOSE YOU!"" thought it was the funniest sh/t ever. (;

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lillan122
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:34am UTC

*In the kitchen with dad and my dog Prince*
Me:* gets sugar* Can i poor the sugar on Prince?
Dad: NO!!!! i'll poor it on you and see how you like it!
Me: He'd like it, look!
DAD: NO!
prince: *wanging his tail joyfuly* :) WOOF WOOF
Dad: He's not like you!
Me: so he isn't a hott devil like me!

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forgottenlover
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:36am UTC

click to see this quote

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lillan122
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:39am UTC

I CANT ESCAPE THIS HELL,
SO MANY TIMES I'VE TRIED,
BUT I'M CADGED INSIDE,
SOMEBODY GET ME THOUGH THIS NIGHTMARE,
I CANT CONTROL MYSELF!

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withloveds
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:49am UTC

who has a instagraam?:D

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forgottenlover
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:49am UTC

I had fun at homecoming last year and I was looking forward to having with at homecoming this year with my boyfriend but now he's not allowed to go. Now, I have to listen to people talk about how excited they are about homecoming when I'll be sitting at home alone wishing I could be anywhere but here.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:54am UTC

Put your best face on for the world,
fake another smile and just pretend.
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DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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conviezzz
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 2:59am UTC

The world is ugly,
but you're beautiful to me.

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Abby70141
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:00am UTC

I like how your watching tv then all of a sudden a depression medication comercial comes on " side effects may include suicidal thoughts or actions" , its like dude ``WTF!!!! ......... isnt that kinda one of the side effects of a sever depression........

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:03am UTC

I close my eyes
and I kiss that frog;
each time finding, the more boys I meet,
the more I love my dog.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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forgottenlover
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:05am UTC

I don't miss you. I miss the person you pretended to be.

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Abby70141
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:07am UTC

My friend emily and i are soooooo immature......... lol we are hanging out and a charity baseball game and we see it................! THE JUMPY HOUSE!!!! All of a sudden we turn to each other and say "I WANNA GO IN THE JUMPY HOUSE!!!!"............. dont judge us lol :p

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maaylaa
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:08am UTC

yes, i always wanted you to hear those lyrics of that song..

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:18am UTC

Dear Nicki Minaj,
You Told Me To 'Pound The Alarm'
So I Did. And Now Im Suspended from school.
Thanks! -_-

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