*In the kitchen with dad and my dog Prince*
Me:* gets sugar* Can i poor the sugar on Prince?
Dad: NO!!!! i'll poor it on you and see how you like it!
Me: He'd like it, look!
DAD: NO!
prince: *wanging his tail joyfuly* :) WOOF WOOF
Dad: He's not like you!
Me: so he isn't a hott devil like me!
