strawberryshortcake10111

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Member Since: 23 Jul 2012 08:59pm

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Location: Girard PA

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strawberryshortcake10111
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February 6, 2013 8:13am UTC

I'm the shiest person but once i get to know you. I'm craaazyy .<3

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strawberryshortcake10111
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January 27, 2013 3:03pm UTC

I wanna be Dora. That b!tches parents let her go EVERYWHERE. .-.

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strawberryshortcake10111
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December 17, 2012 11:45am UTC

Oh, well hello witty. I havent been on in forever o.o

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strawberryshortcake10111
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November 2, 2012 8:07pm UTC

What's green & smells like bacon?
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MUPPETS FINGERS.
get it ?(; Miss. Piggy & him ?

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strawberryshortcake10111
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October 22, 2012 7:36pm UTC

When someone yells shotgun. Run to the seat & say "Rosa Parks!" (;

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strawberryshortcake10111
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October 10, 2012 7:40pm UTC

fine don't text me back. i don't wanna talk to you anyways. i was just exercising my thumbs.

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strawberryshortcake10111
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October 10, 2012 7:38pm UTC

I don't need to get likes on a status to tell you I like you . ♥

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strawberryshortcake10111
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September 27, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Everythings funnier when you're not allowed laughing .(;

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strawberryshortcake10111
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September 23, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Spooning..
For Girls - A nice, warm and cosy cuddle.
For Boys - A dead arm, a face full of hair and an awkward erection you can’t do nothing about.

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strawberryshortcake10111
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September 20, 2012 2:32am UTC

LOL. My boyfriend was cheating on me & i told him to choose. He's like "What? this isn't pokemon. Cause i'm gunna be like "I CHOOSE YOU!"" thought it was the funniest sh/t ever. (;

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strawberryshortcake10111
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September 12, 2012 5:52pm UTC

....And let all the "Happy Birthday Niall<33333" quotes begin. .-.

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strawberryshortcake10111
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September 12, 2012 5:22pm UTC

My moms driving, i'm in the passagener seat and my dads in the back seat.
My step dad said we where going the wrong way.
Then my moms like you're not driving.
then i'm just sitting there like
BACK SEAT I WANNA GET BESIDE YA SO I CAN BE YOUR BACK SEAT DRIVEER! hahaah yeah (;

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strawberryshortcake10111
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September 11, 2012 6:50pm UTC

That moment when you're doing a presentation and you always have that one friend who stares at you and tries to crack you up. (;

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strawberryshortcake10111
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September 11, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Daaaayum Gina.

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strawberryshortcake10111
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September 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC

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strawberryshortcake10111
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September 10, 2012 6:31pm UTC

when someone says cool and not knowing whether there being sarcastic or not .....