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Quotes added on Thursday, September 20 2012


  1. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  2. InLoveWithHim1040609 InLoveWithHim1040609
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:43am EDT
    I Messed Up Every Good Friendship I've Had Now I Know Why Everyone Hates Mee Why I No Longer Have Friends And Why No Ones There For Mee Anymore

  3. CaptureTheCrown CaptureTheCrown
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:44am EDT
    I'd Make you happier then she ever would. :/

  4. fawn fawn
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:48am EDT
    most of the time
    i try to convince myself
    That the future is yet to come;
    But someone should remind me:
    Yesterday was once future too;
    Tomorrow soon will be past,
    And I stil haven't moved from here.

  5. love_buggg love_buggg
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:51am EDT
    *3am phone call*.."Hey are you asleep?"..."Noooo, I'm skydiving....."
    nmq

  6. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:53am EDT
    Sarcasm ;
    because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:54am EDT
    I wish I never fell in love,
    because even though I had the best few months of my life,
    heart break and losing you first love, hurts so bad,
    it hurts more than I can describe, and you always remember
    your first love so it makes the pain last forever,
    even if you find someone new,
    no one can replace your first love,
    and that scares me.

  8. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:56am EDT
    Spongebob: Patrick, are you there?
    Patrick: I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!!

  9. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:59am EDT
    As much as I want him to recover, I can't help but hate him for leaving me here like this when he's all I have. I can't f/cking do this anymore.

  10. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:00am EDT
    Forget about what they want. What do you want?

  11. love_buggg love_buggg
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:05am EDT
    If my jokes offend you:
    1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a pu§y.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:05am EDT
    Randy: Ohh you wanna play it that way? ;)
    Benny:
    Randy: C'mere you dirty little garden gnome.


  13. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  14. Daneymcr123 Daneymcr123
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:12am EDT
    Oblivious Mom‏ #1:
    My daughter is always talking about getting the D .....
    She better pull her grades up or she will be grounded.

  15. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:13am EDT
    All Boys Should Learn From Mario Brothers.
    No Matter How Far Their Princess Is ; They Always Go After Her. < 3

  16. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:17am EDT
    Everyone is sharing their stories on how they got asked out for homecoming
    And there is me like "Which cat am I going to take?"

  17. MayNingeongan MayNingeongan
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:20am EDT
    DO YOU KNOW
    how many f*cking times i cried for you?

  18. MayNingeongan MayNingeongan
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:22am EDT
    seriously,
    IF THEY'RE NOT GIVING YOU A REASON TO STAY THEN THATS ALL THE REASON YOU NEED TO LEAVE.

  19. HollieJayde HollieJayde
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:24am EDT
    If Your Life Ended Right Now Could You Honestly Say You Lived Your Life They Way You Wanted?

  20. MayNingeongan MayNingeongan
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:24am EDT
    I HATE THE EMPTY
    FEELING IN YOUR CHEST WHEN
    YOU MISS SOMEONE.
    </3

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