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momentsinlife
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August 2, 2012 9:39pm UTC

that awkward moment
when someone says "like my quote"
this is NOT facebook

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bailie008
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August 2, 2012 6:59pm UTC

She comes off as strong,
but maybe she fell asleep crying.
She acts like nothing is wrong,
but maybe she's just really good at lying.

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courteneyrice
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August 2, 2012 6:09pm UTC

click to see this quote

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I_Dont_Know
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August 3, 2012 12:12am UTC

11:53 PM
Me: I want some pancakes.
Friend: Like a midnight snack?
Me: What other types of snacks are there?!
Friend: 2:30 snacks...
Friend: 2:35 snacks...

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19Boo97
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August 2, 2012 8:18pm UTC

i'm gonna be somebody
someday
format credit: lexidanielle_xo

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ThatsJustLifee
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August 2, 2012 9:40pm UTC

So if you're too school for cool
And you're treated like a fool..
You can choose to let it go
We can always we can always
PARTY ON OUR OWN..
so raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
all my underdogs
we will never be ever be
anything but loud, and nitty gritty
dirty little freaks.
-Pink

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shadysback
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

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oursong
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:15pm UTC

i've been used by guys,
i've been hurt by girls,
I'VE BEEN HIT BY MY MOM&CURSED BY THE WORLD
SO I KEEP LOOSING WEIGHT JUST TRYING TO BE PERFECT.
I'M WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO TELL ME I'M WORTH IT.

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chubbiexbubblez
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Me With Long Hair: I want short hair!
Me With Short Hair: I want my long hair back.
*Repeats*

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 10:17pm UTC

iPhone 5 for 800 dollars?
It better be
waterproof, fireproof, crackproof, bulletproof,
and be able to charge itself.
AND cook for me.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 1:27pm UTC

Michael Phelps 19 Olympic medals
Me: 732 Witty quotesMichael Phelps:Me:Michael Phelps:Me:Michael Phelps:Me: I think we have a winner here.

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CornStar
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 11:18pm UTC

He said I've been to the year 3000,
Not much has changed but they live underwater.
And your great, great, great, granddaughter
is doing fine.

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xlonglivex
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 10:16pm UTC

To the girls who take skinny as offensive..
Thousands of beautiful girls are dying to be called Skinny.

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LandonIsWitty
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August 3, 2012 12:41pm UTC

I hate it when people compare teenager's lives to the life of a kid in Africa.
Just because someone else has it worse, doesn't mean our problems don't matter.

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never_forget
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August 2, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Spongebob: You Promised These Kids Krabby The Clown, And All You Gave Them Was..Was...Cheapy The Cheapskate. *Sobs*

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whenever_you_smile
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:23pm UTC

*Me after I turn 18*
Parents: Do this.
Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 9:29pm UTC

When we have school: Today is November 11 2012 at 8:21 A.M.
Summer Vacation: Today is Wednesday, I think...

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Sh*t Directioners Say #7
Regular girl: There's 5 members. I wont be able to tell the difference.
Directioner: Yeah, that's Zayn. I can tell by the sound of his breathing.
btw i am in no way a 1Der

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 11:30pm UTC

Did you know
There's a creepy truth behind "The Fairly Odd Parents"?
The fairly odd parents is about a kid playing pretend with his fish. His godparents died in a car crash when he was younger, & since they were the only adults who understood him he took comfort in imagining that they are there watching over him since his parents obviously don't care. His babysitter slaps him around but he isn't brave enough to tell on her. The granted wishes are all in his imagination, hence why they never have any lasting consequences. Mr.Crocker has made sexual advances on Timmy for years, hence the delusion that he is desperate to steal Timmy's "fairies" which represents his innocence, joy, hope, and good wishes for the future.
nmq/nmf

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