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CornStar

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Member Since: 26 May 2012 07:51pm

Last Seen: 6 May 2017 12:17am

user id: 302983

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  1. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    God said to John, " Come forth and recieve eternal life"
    But John came fifth and won a toaster.
    -CornStar, Niqqa.

  2. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    black by popular demand.

  3. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    ¿
    I speak Spanish let me translate: ?

  5. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Teacher: Where's your homework?
    Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?

  6. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    "If only I had che c k ed myse l f.
    -GUY WHO WRECKED HIMSELF <<<<<

  7. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    If you don't hover over this post, that's cool, but I guess you're going to miss
    [scroll over text.] -tumblr

  8. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    Hilarious prank idea:
    Fill a piñata with spiders.

  9. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 1:07am UTC
    I hate going to school because
    I always see people from school there.

  10. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    Did you hear about the Italian cheif that died?
    He pasta way.
    We cannoli do so much.
    His legacy will become a pizza history.
    Here today, gone tomato..
    Sending olive my prayers to the family.
    His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
    You never sausage a tragic thing.
    tumblr

  11. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    squidward: she's a purebred.
    patrick: wow, a snail made out of bread.

  12. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Jesus take the
    PRNDL. ♥
    credit cornstar

  13. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Plot Twist: These plot twist quotes aren't annoying.
    mine

  14. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    Wow, that really Hassels
    myHoff.

  15. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi,
    you could say we have a connection.

  16. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    He said I've been to the year 3000,
    Not much has changed but they live underwater.
    And your great, great, great, granddaughter
    is doing fine.

  17. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Every book you've ever read
    is just a different combination of 26 letters..

  19. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    I spent my whole summer on Witty. True
    Life

  20. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    If it still hurts,
    you still care. ♥

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