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  1. f4ke f4ke
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    I want you to know,
    I JUST DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU.

  2. julesmarco julesmarco
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Fave if you loved
    The Hunger Games♥
    before the movie came out.

  3. LexiiGurl_ LexiiGurl_
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    being there for people
    because you know what it's like to have no one.
    NMF

  4. chubbiexbubblez chubbiexbubblez
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    What It Says: "Do not touch"What I Read: "Touch when nobody is looking"

  5. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    I went to a party,
    And remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink, Mom
    So I had a sprite instead.
    I felt proud of myself,
    The way you said I would,
    That I didn't drink and drive,
    Though some friends said I should.
    I made a healthy choice,
    And your advice to me was right,
    The party finally ended,
    And the kids drove out of sight.
    I got into my car,
    Sure to get home in one piece,
    I never knew what was coming, Mom
    Something I expected least.
    Now I'm lying on the pavement,
    And I hear the policeman say,
    The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
    Mom, his voice seems far away.
    My own blood's all around me,
    As I try hard not to cry.
    I can hear the paramedic say,
    This girl is going to die.
    I'm sure the guy had no idea,
    While he was flying high,
    Because he chose to drink and drive,
    Now I would have to die.
    So why do people do it, Mom
    Knowing that it ruins lives?
    And now the pain is cutting me,
    Like a hundred stabbing knives.
    Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
    Tell daddy to be brave,
    And when I go to heaven,
    Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
    Someone should have taught him,
    That its wrong to drink and drive.
    Maybe if his parents had,
    I'd still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter, Mom
    I'm getting really scared.
    These are my final moments,
    And I'm so unprepared.
    I wish that you could hold me Mom,
    As I lie here and die.
    I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
    So I love you and good-bye.
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    Girls.. or boys.. i know you want to go out and have fun. But don't get in the car with someone who has been drinking or driving. these things happen everyday to normal people like me or you.
    nmq; nicoleypoleyoley

  6. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    When your girlfriend has
    Taylor Swift lyrics
    as her status , you know you're either doing something
    very right or something very wrong.

  8. ilybooboo ilybooboo
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    That Ackward Moment,
    when you walk into the corner of a table
    and act like you've just been shot
    repeatedly.............
    in the hip

  9. desultori* desultori*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    'Do you wonder " what could've ?"
    Do you ever think "what happend?"
    Do you ever ask yourself "what if?" '
    "All the time." she whispered.
    all the time.

  10. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    One time, I accidently smashed my face against the keyboard
    and wrote the fourth Twilight book.

  11. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 7:40am UTC
    Awkward moment when...
    You look up from your phone,
    And the person you've been following around
    at the supermarket,
    Isn't your mum.

  12. vintagekissesx vintagekissesx
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    that feeling you get
    when 'he' talks to you about another girl.

  13. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    How awesome would it be,
    if everyone had a necklace and if it fit someone else's then you two were soul mates

  14. NYJKM6 NYJKM6
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    That Mini Heart Attack
    when you don't feel your phone in your pocket. should I do a series?

  15. totallynotacat* totallynotacat*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    *Mom hands me phone to answer*
    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
    My mom's reaction=priceless.

  16. xxmorganx xxmorganx
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    *Talking to your friend.*
    You: Hey
    Friend: heey.
    You: Whats upp? (:
    Friend: nm.
    You:
    You:
    You:
    You: Nice.
    End of Conversation. -_-

  17. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    ifxyouxcouldxreadxherxmind
    you would probably be in tears.

  18. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Sometimes, when a sad song comes on, I stare
    out the window as if I'm in a movie.
    Just me?

  19. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can't remember her name.
    Poor Rihanna.
    neverlandfugitive™

  20. libbie libbie
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 10:16am UTC
    There's always that one person,
    that will always have your heart no matter what ♥­­

:)

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