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PaWsOmE_tAcO

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Member Since: 4 Mar 2012 07:37pm

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Hello, Earthling, and welcome to my page. c: 
diz b33z dina 
LOLNO.  Don't type like that. 
ANYWHORE,
I love you. 
You're beautiful.
You're parents' chromosomes combined greatly.
If anyone tells you different, punch them in the neck & run. 
Bye! ♥
My dad's buying me One Direction tickets for their concert next year! :DDD I LOVE YOU SO FREAKING MUCH DAD.!! Scrolling
  1. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    the divergent fandom now: a group of nerdy kids with pimples
    the divergent fandom when the trailer comes out: madison square garden

  2. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    i just realized that high school musical
    is musical about a high school that does musicals

  3. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    how normal people flirt:
    can i have your number? ;)
    how i flirt:
    if you were a tree, you'd be a good tree
    format credit: PaWSOmE_tAcO

  4. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    dear microsoft word,
    im pretty sure i spelled my name right
    sincerely,
    everyone.
    format credit: PaWSOmE_tAcO

  5. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    i cannot formulate
    an expression using tangible words that would even begin to describe how much you annoy me
    format credit to: PaWsOmE_tAcO

  6. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    My 4 talents
    speed texting
    procrastinating
    sarcasm
    eating
    Nmf

  7. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    most girls: i hang out with guys cause it's less drama
    me: i hang out with myself cause there's no drama

  8. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    They should make potato chip bags quieter.
    It's unfortunate when I'm trying to open it up stealthily and all you hear is
    "Screeeeeeecchh".

  9. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 9:55am UTC
    I think people are forgot that Harry dumped Taylor
    Because she wouldnt sleep with him.
    And /SHE'S/ the bad one.

  10. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    Sometimes when I say
    I'm okay,
    I want someone to look in my eyes, hug me tight, and say
    "here, have these One Direction tickets."

  11. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    My mom's logic.
    Me: *Strolls into the kitchen to go to the fridge*
    Mom: *Cooking*
    Me: *Bumps into her, opening up the fridge*
    Mom: Say excuse me next time!
    Me: Okay, okay.
    Mom: *Goes to her room, due to phone ringing*
    F I F T E E N M I N U T E S L A T E R
    Me: *Opens up a cupboard*
    Mom: *Bumps into me*
    Me: Oh, sorr--
    Mom: OH MY GOSH, WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE?! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY EXCUSE ME. GOSH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE GENERATION NOWADAYS?! ALWAYS SO RUDE.
    Me: ...

  12. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    "I hang out with guys more than girls because it's less drama!"
    lol, I hang out by myself because there's no drama.

  13. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    20 children woke up
    Excited to learn
    Excited for the weekend
    Excited for Christmas
    Excited for a new year to come soon
    Excited to see their teachers
    Excited to see their best friends
    Only to have their lives stripped of them.
    Rest In Peace.♥

  14. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    a 7 year old boy
    came up to me today and asked if I had ever seen anyone die.
    I said, "yes, sadly".
    he hold my hand and says
    "I saw my
    best friends die
    today."

  15. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    me: *texting, smiling at my phone*
    dad: ooh, who are you talking to?
    me: nobody dad.
    dad: is it your boyfriend?
    me: ...
    dinosaurs: ...
    crayons: ...
    one direction: ...
    simon cowell: ..
    nutella: ...
    elmer's glue: ...
    me: lol, funny dad. my boyfriend is like february 30. he doesn't exist.
    dad: *cough* loner *cough*
    me: >___>

  16. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Annoying Girl
    1 minute ago
    Omg! The Iphone 5 actually helps you lose weight!
    Like · · Share · Comment
    ———————————————————————————————
    Me
    13 seconds ago
    Yes, because after you buy it, you can't afford any food.
    Like ·
    .
    .
    .
    LOL

  17. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    i dont care if your
    black, white , short, tall, skinny, fat, rich, or poor
    I F Y O U R E S P E C T M E I 'L L R E S P E C T Y O U

  18. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    When someone with no mutual friends
    adds you on facebook
    Who are you
    And how'd you find me?

  19. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Who else is ready for
    Hoodies, Bonfires
    Cuddling, Hot Cocoa
    & the beautiful colors of fall?

  20. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups, and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.
    As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt tug on his overalls.
    He looked down into the eyes of a little boy.
    "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."
    "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat of the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
    The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket,
    he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've
    got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
    "Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here Dolly!" he called.
    Out from the doghouse and down ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.
    The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.
    As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed
    something else stirring inside the doghouse.
    Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller.
    Down the ramp it slid. Then in a awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....
    "I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt.
    The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."
    With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.
    Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."
    With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup. Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.
    "How much?" asked the little boy.
    "No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."

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