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  1. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    When you use a particular pen or pencil in school alot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it's just another reason to be sad during school.
    Only me?-.-

  2. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    GUYS. GUESS WHO
    HAS A BOYFRIEND?!
    If you guessed me, then you guessed wrong.

  3. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    How to get a boyfriend:
    1. idk

  4. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    I think a lot of overeweight girls are hypocrites.
    I'm naturally skinny, I eat what I want
    ,
    I don't starve myself, and I'm beautiful.
    So why are you allowed to love your 'curves'
    but I can't love my 'bones'?
    Why is it okay for you to call me anorexic, but
    wrong for me to call you fat?
    If you tell me to 'gain weight' how come I
    can't tell you to lose weight?
    If you can feel beautiful for being big, then I
    can feel beautiful being small. Get over it.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    the amount of people that confuse
    "to" and "too" is two damn high.

  6. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    THE ALARM CLOCK STARTED BUZZING,
    &in bright letters it read five thirty.
    If she wanted to be pretty, she had to get up early.
    She pulled on her tightest jeans, a brand new low cut shirt,
    &a gorgeous, shiny necklace, that cost her everything she'd earned.
    She turned her straightener to high, burning each strand into place.
    Then she pushed back her headband, made of satin, strung with lace.
    She then caked on her makeup, until she didn't recognize the mirror.
    Hiding every flaw she had, all the imperfections, all the tears.
    &She walked into school that morning, filling the halls with a scent of roses.
    Thinking 'all of this, for the boy,
    who will probably never notice.
    my quote/nmf.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    i was on some website and i saw this:
    "my ten year old brother asked if i ever went to a one direction signing, that he would like to come with
    her: why do you want to go? you hate when i talk about one direction or hear their music.
    brother: i want to thank them for something.
    her: what for?
    brother: making the scars on your wrist dissapear."
    faith in the lower generation has been restored.

  8. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 5:13pm UTC
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  9. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Katniss Everdeen,
    in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    christmas is so close i can almost
    smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

  11. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    PLOT TWIST
    The series finale of iCarly ends with
    Miranda Cosgrove waking up
    from a coma in a hospital bed,
    with Drake and Josh by her side
    saying, "Megan?"

  12. lovecrazy lovecrazy
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    November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
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  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
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    October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC
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  14. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Shout out to the teachers
    Who make you watch a movie
    With no question sheet

  15. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Stalking is when
    two people go for a walk
    but only one of them knows about it.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC
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  17. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I was having a great Friday,
    until someone told me it was only Thursday..

  18. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney.
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    .
    Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

  19. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    ok so when squirrels gather loads of food
    and not come out for weeks, it's called "normal" but when i do it it's called "antisocial". ok cool.

:)

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