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1077 faves · 31 comments · Oct 27, 2012 1:41pm

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HGlover12 · 1 decade ago
im totally doing that to my kid lol........
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Hahahaha, I just imagine your dad starts giving you s*x tips, and then starts miming tapping dat'.
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Nikki Sixx* · 1 decade ago
Hahahahahahaha, gotta love those father-daughter conversations xD Lol
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lovejellybean · 1 decade ago
My dad just goes "Close your eyes! Plug your ears!! Turn it off! They're KISSING!!!" I'm like, yeah I can see that.... Anyway, I am totes doing that to one of my kids someday :)
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
"they just want to hit it and quit it."
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berr_lane04 · 1 decade ago
if i ever get pregnant, i'm TOTALLY doing that to my kid!
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LecyLec · 1 decade ago
That's so funny xD I'm so glad my dad has never said anything like that to me though..
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Johanna Mason* · 1 decade ago
This is creepy... my mum and dad heve never ever ever done stuff like this.
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10210 · 1 decade ago
hahahha my mom says that to me...
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Andrew_Was_Here · 1 decade ago
Hahah.. My day is now made c:
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
Looll
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TheGirlWhoLived* · 1 decade ago
Day = made lol xD
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CrystalDreams · 1 decade ago
I think maybe there is a chance that your dad wants you to stay a virgin. That's just a assumption though.
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HGlover12 · 1 decade ago
My dad doesnt say things like that lol when a s.ex scene comes on he'll be like OOOKKKAYYY and turn it off
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HGlover12 · 1 decade ago
brb dying haha
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lovenuggets200 · 1 decade ago
Oh my god. My dad has said similar things like this before. It's traumatic.
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JeMiNe2016 · 1 decade ago
Lol. If my dad did that I would probably cry because my dad just doesn't talk about that.
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
LOLOL
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leeuumm · 1 decade ago
lmao my day is made
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xnevershoutsalena · 1 decade ago
Hahahahaha, my god that's what my dad would do.
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