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  1. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    I don't care how old I am, when I see a bubble,
    I hunt it down and kill it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  3. Kiah Papaya* Kiah Papaya*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:16am UTC
    DO NOT READ ANY MORE OF THIS QUOTE.
    THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE IF YOU READ
    ANYMORE OF THIS QUOTE.
    I SAID, THE WORLD WILL FREAKING EXPLODE.
    DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?
    ALRIGHT IF YOU READ ANYMORE IT WILL EXPLODE!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    AH GOD LOOK WHAT YOU JUST DID!!
    DO YOU SEE THIS?
    ALL THIS DEADNESS?
    YOU CAUSED IT!
    YEAH YOU!!!
    EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS DEAD!
    HECK EVEN YOU'RE DEAD!
    SEE WHAT YOU DID?
    I FORE WARNED YOU...
    HEY, I KNOW HOW TO STOP YOU!
    WHERE AM I NOW B/TCH?
    HAHA YOU CAN'T SEE ME! XD
    HMM.. I SEE YOU'VE OUTSMARTED ME.
    YOU LITTLE RASCAL YOU! :D
    NO REALLY STOP IT.
    I'M SERIOUS!
    YOU WILL BURN IN HELL IF YOU GO ON.
    AH SEE NOW YOU BURN!
    STUPID HUMAN.
    ALRIGHT NOW DO NOT READ ANY MORE.
    IF YOU DO, WITTY WILL DIE.
    OH LOOK AT THAT,
    YOU JUST KILLED WITTY.
    AND STEVE.
    you monster.
    Lol jk.
    Steve's still ok.
    You know why???
    CUZ I'M STEVE!
    Lol jk.
    I'm not Steve...
    Now whatever you do...
    DO NOT FAVE THIS QUOTE.
    .
    .
    .
    You just love to disobey me don't you?

  4. lilgirlsarah lilgirlsarah
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    Im bored, so fave this quote, and i'll write a first impression about youon your profile, and fave five of your quotes :D
    I'll do it if i get 10, i'll do it if i get 100.

  5. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Me: *relaxing*
    Bird: *crashes into my window*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: God is playing Angry Birds.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: God thinks I'm a pig.

  6. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    I wish I saved all the tears I ever cried for you,
    So I could f*cking drown you in them.

  7. mick mick
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Dear single girls reading this,
    I feel bad for the guys, because they're missing out on a really beautiful and amazing girl.

  8. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    They should invent
    a treadmill with a laptop built
    in and the internet wouldn't
    work unless you were actually
    walking and if you wanted to
    download something you had
    to run and the faster you run
    the faster it downloads.
    I'd buy it and lose so
    much weight.

  9. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    PERIODS SUCK.

  10. finngleek08 finngleek08
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a$$.

  11. victoriarox101 victoriarox101
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:21am UTC
    comment if your 18 or older
    fav if you are 17 and under..


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Best friend: Do you have ice cream sundaes?
    Burger King: Yes we do
    Best friend: Do you deliver?
    Burger King: No.
    Best friend: But I thought I could have it my way!
    this is why I love her.

  14. Jade💕* Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:41pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    *See's the police*
    Me: Ok everyone act innocent!

  15. ISolemlySwearIamUpToNoGood ISolemlySwearIamUpToNoGood
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:07am UTC
    You text Him,he doesnt text back.....
    he was Obviously so excited You texted Him that he Fainted

  16. xxRyleeTxx xxRyleeTxx
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Are you a baker
    cause i like your buns!!!!

  17. movinatthespeedoflove17 movinatthespeedoflove17
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Am I the only one?
    Who had more friends when I was younger than I do now?

  18. xomadilynxoo xomadilynxoo
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Click the ♥ if you've ever waved at the security camera :)

  19. roseflower98 roseflower98
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Hey remember the time when...
    *mom walks in*
    Nevermind, I'll tell you later

  20. Nataliee1102 Nataliee1102
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    What if your pillow could collect your dreams. and when you wake up you could plug it in your computer and watch them all over again.♥
    Format by twilightgirl995

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