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  1. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    Plot twist: One Direction stalks and fangirls over me all the time but they're too afraid to talk to me or reply to my tweets.

  2. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:17pm UTC
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  3. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    3 Dirtiest things:
    1) Toilet Seat
    2) Mud
    3) Harry Styles

  4. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 11:26am UTC
    During the olympics,
    I always hear this annoying beeping sound every once in a while. I used to think it was because the athlete was swearing.

  5. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    One Direction songs:
    I’ve never had the words to say,
    But now I’m askin’ you to stay
    For a little while inside my arms,
    And as you close your eyes tonight,
    I pray that you will see the light,
    That’s shining from the stars above
    Justin Bieber:
    Baby, baby, baby, oh.

  6. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:42am UTC
    Plot Twist: British people aren't perfect.

  7. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:37am UTC
    It must be so awkward for women actors to reenact being in labor..

  8. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Me meeting Harry one day
    Me: We should hangout sometime
    Harry: Okay sounds good
    Me: You can come to my house if you want.
    Me: Or we can go to your house.
    Harry: Sure let me give you direc-
    Me: Oh thats okay I know where you live.
    Me: Half brick, half white, blue door, right?
    Harry:
    Me: .
    Harry:
    Me:
    Harry:
    Me: psh jk I don't know that

  9. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Me meeting Harry one day
    Me: We should hangout sometime
    Harry: Okay sounds good
    Me: You can come to my house if you want.
    Me: Or we can go to your house.
    Harry: Sure let me give you direc-
    Me: Oh thats okay I know where you live.
    Me: Half brick, half white, blue door, right?
    Harry:
    Me: .
    Harry:
    Me:
    Harry:
    Me: psh jk I don't know that

  10. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    One time,
    I wondered what I would look like cross-eyed
    so I looked in the mirror, cross-eyed
    but everything was blurry
    and I was like
    oh.

  11. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 9:01pm UTC
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  12. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    APPERANCE
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I have many scars.
    [x] I tan easily.
    [] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 2 piercings.
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY
    [] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away at home.
    [x] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [] My biological parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I wanna have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at school/work.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than one class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT
    [] I've slipped out a 'lol' in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney Movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [] I've glued my hand to something.
    [] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    HEALTH
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [x] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [x] I've sat in the doctor's office with a friend.
    [x] I had a serious injury.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [x] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES
    [] I've gotten lost in my city.
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [x] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [] I've sat on a rooftop at night.
    [x] I've played chicken.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've ridden in a taxi.
    [] I've eaten sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [] I miss someone right now.
    [] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES
    [x] I've consumed alcohol.
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I can't swallow pills.
    [x] I can swallow 5 pills at a time no problem.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut out others when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
    [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've woken up crying.

  13. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles:
    [] you have curly hair
    [x] you're cheeky and flirty
    [] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [x] you talk slowly
    [] you're the youngest of your friends
    [x] you love white Converse
    [x] your favorite food is tacos
    [] you have green eyes
    [x] you're under 6ft
    [] you love wearing blazers
    [] you have a great voice
    Louis Tomlinson:
    [] you have straight hair
    [x] you love to wear stripes
    [] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [] you have blue eyes
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're the oldest of your friends
    [x] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [] you love to sing
    [x] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik:
    [x] you have amazing eyelashes
    [] you have black or dark brown hair
    [x] you can be very quiet
    [] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [x] you have piercings
    [] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [x] you love varsity jackets
    [x] you have great fashion senses
    [] you have a catch phrase
    [x] you hate dancing
    [x] you're vain
    [x] you use hair products
    [] you like to rap
    [] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne:
    [x] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [x] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [] you're sweet as can be
    [x] you work hard to make people happy
    [x] you love to be on Twitter
    [] you love wearing plaid
    [] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [x] you have a signature dance move
    [x] you love Disney films
    []you love singing
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [x] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan:
    [x] you have amazing hair
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [x] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [x] you have rosy red cheeks
    [x] you love sneakers
    [x] you LOVE to eat food
    [] you like guitars
    [x] you're funny/like funny people
    [] you have green eyes
    [] you have/have had braces
    [x] you like to eat sweets for breakfast
    [] you hate Disney films
    [] you can do an Irish jig
    [x] you love Liam
    [] you love to sing
    Harry: 5
    Louis: 3
    Zayn: 8
    Liam: 7
    Niall: 8
    niall &zayn♥

  14. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 2:51am UTC
    (Part 2)
    Until the day of the concert, Elana and I talked about how amazing it will be, nonstop. So many people at school got annoyed but that was the least of our cares. We made tee shirts and we even got a custom made cake with 'One Direction, May 25th 2012' written on it to celebrate. We gave slices to our friends and teachers at lunch. We always sang 1D lyrics in the hall loud and obnoxiously, we were hopelessly obsessed. The next morning was the day. The best day of my life. We got to skip school that friday, and spent the day getting ready, barely containing our excitement. At around 6:50 p.m, after hours of driving, we had arrived at the Izod Center. My mom didn't buy a ticket for herself because they were so expensive, so my mom waited in the car during the concert. (Thanks mom :D) Me and Elana made it to our seats and were shaking. It was so unrealistic that the boys that we love will be about 50 feet away from us in just a little while. Then, it happened. It was exactly 8:50 p.m when there was a countdown on the big screen at the concert. 5..4..3..2..1.. 'We're like Na Na Na, then we're like yeah yeah yeah, always like Na Na Na, then we're like yeah yeah yeah' they were here. This is the moment we have devoted all our time to. I screamed and jumped more intensely than ever before. I have never been so happy in my life. It came to the time when the boys sang Moments, which is the song that Elana and I get most emotional about. I could remember my vision getting blurred as I sang along. A warm tear rolled down my cheek and I bursted our crying. I turned to Elana, and sure enough she was doing the same. This was our favorite song and to hear our boys sing it right in front of us was just one of those overwhelming feelings that you can't describe. After much screaming, singing, and tears, the concert came to an end. I turned to Elana, and thought lived my dream, and this is the best day ever. We began hugging each other tight and crying on each other's shoulders. This WAS truely the best day ever. However, I obviously didn't want it to end. I looked at concert dates for the 2013 tour and thought it would be so much fun to go to another concert next year, at hershey park! Again I had to convince my mom to let me go and finally she gave in. I ordered the tickets on May 28th. The concert is on July 5th, 2013 and Elana's older sister is going to take us! Even though its over a year away, me and Elana both we're pumped. I still continue to listen to One Direction every single day, watch them, and so much more. I talk about them nonstop, but its hard to contain my love for them and I think every directioner understands this feeling. So many people hate on me and Elana for loving the boys and obsessing, but we don't let it get to us. We recieve a lot of hate.. oh well, we just shrug ot off. The mutual hope running through every directioner's mind, ran through mine and Elana's. Will we ever meet them? I am willing to do whatever it takes to meet the boys. It feels as if we have known them forever. I cannot explain enough how much they impacted me and changed my life for the better. I noticed I am literally happy all of the time, because I know the boys who never fail to make me laugh are just a day dream away. Harry, Louis, Liam, Niall and Zayn were formed right before they were going to leave the XFactor studio. What if they did leave, and it was too late? What if Katy Perry didn't let Niall through when he auditioned? What if Liam was accepted as a solo artist 2 years before he auditioned again after being sent home? Yet, the boys were formed into a huge part of my life called One Direction. From the start, the boys always dreamed about being accepted as a singer, selling out arenas, and inspiring the lives of others. With a little bit of hope, they made it. Now they have a sold out tour and a #1 hit single in multiple countrys. But I will never forget the boys on the stairs wit a dream. This comes to prove that hope can take you amazingly far. Each and every day myself and Elana have faith in our dream, to meet these amazing boys one day. So directioners, never give up on a dream. I don't care if I'm 'annoying' for liking this 'stupid boy band'.
    I'm a directioner, and proud to be one♥

  15. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 2:46am UTC
    (Part 1)
    February 24th 2012
    it all began
    I was in the car coming back from Florida. It was a 22 hour drive, so i was passing time by reading some top quotes on witty from my phone. Everywhere I looked, I saw 'One Direction' this, 'One Direction' that. Why is everyone so crazy about them? I wondered. I was pretty sure they sang the song What Makes You Beautiful, so I searched the music video on youtube. 'Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you', he sang. I couldn't help but stare at his gorgeous hazel eyes. Who is that? I eventually read comments on the video to find out that his name was Harry Styles. For the rest of the ride, I watched videos of his interviews, and clips from other videos. Who is that? And that, and that, and that, and that? By the time I had returned home, I memorized all of their names and I could identify each band member. For the next week, I watched videos of the boys and listened to some of their music. I couldn't help but think about how adorable and amazingly funny they are!
    This stage went on for a little over a month, becoming more and more addicted each day. On April 6th, 2012 I heard about tickets to One Direction's concert at Madison Square Garden on December 3rd. I asked my mom if I could buy tickets online, and she said sure. I sat there. 4:55. Waiting for 5:00 when the tickets went on sale. As soon as the clock changed I quickly filled out the fields required to buy the tickets on ticketmaster. 'Please try again later' said the message on the screen. I was panicing. I refreshed the page and filled out the fields again only to get the same message. I did this for about an hour until I broke down and cried. I wanted to go to that concert so bad. And now I will let my friends down when I tell them I can't get tickets. I couldn't stop crying. Hopelessly, I looked up tickets for another One Direction concert nearby, I live in New York. There was one on May 25th in New Jersey so that's what I searched on Ebay since all tickets were gone of the official website. I looked at the options for seats. Tickets were between $600-$1,200. My mom will never spend this kind of money.. I started to cry again. I showed her the tickets and she said I was crazy. For hours I follwed her around. Begging, pleading. I kept crying, there was nothing more I wanted. Finally she said 'Whatever' and I bought two tickets to see One Direction, May 25th at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey. I cried, yet again. This time with excitement. Was this really happening? I was in denial for about 30 minutes. I then called my best friend who is obsessed with the boys and told her the amazing news. Right when I told her silence broke out. 'Hello?' I said. 'Hey its Paige' my best friend, Elana was with our other friend Paige. 'Elana's crying, so hard that she can barely tell me what happened' I explained to Paige the news and Elana kept crying with excitement.

  16. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:33am UTC
    One Direction Twitter Captions:
    Zayn: just close your eyes and enjoy the roller coaster that is life :) x
    Niall: hey guys! im Niall from one direction ,im 18, and feeling lucky
    Harry: Hello :D I'm 1/5 of One Direction..And if you follow, thank you..I Love You .xx
    Louis: 1/5 of One Direction :) Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain! We would be nowhere without our incredible fans, we owe it all to you.
    Liam: its on like donkey kong
    format credit to OneDirection

  17. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:27am UTC
    Everything would be so much easier if
    I could just live with my grandparents

    format credit to OneDirection

  18. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    As you know, management isn't letting Niall sing a lot on the next album.
    Obviously this isn't fair, and we need to make a change to this. Please tweet and hashtag #LNS, let niall sing and hopefully we will start a trend and management needs to see how much we want Niall to sing. Watch my youtube video on how to make a change please! Send it on
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd2ty0wV3p8
    Follow on twitter: CommandoAtNando
    Let Niall Sing♥
    @GoogleFacts

  19. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 12:53am UTC
    Facebook conversation with a random kid from my school.
    Michael: i have a question
    Me: What
    Michael: y am I so sexy
    Me: waitwaitwaitwait, whats your name?
    Michael: michael lol
    Me: ohhhh... I don't believe there is a michael in one direction. sorry wrong person.
    Michael: ur mean ):
    Me: cry me a river... hehehe.
    Michael: I am ;)
    Me: you wouldn't understand
    Michael: What lol
    Me: Isn't she lovely
    Me: I'm so sick of love songs
    Me: You're a dime plus ninety nine
    Me: hey there delilah, whats it like in new york city?
    Michael: im confused..
    Me: good.
    True story.
    format credit to OneDirection/

  20. GiMaria89 GiMaria89
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Quiz
    Time started: 4:14 p.m
    Gender:Female
    Birthday: April 15
    Siblings:1
    Eye color:Brown
    Shoe size: 8
    Height: 5'2
    What are you wearing:Baggy shirt and shorts
    Where do you live:U.S.
    Righty or lefty: Lefty
    Who is your closest friend: Elana or Giuliana
    Best place for a date: The Beach
    Fave Color: Black or red
    Fave Number: 7, 8, 4
    Fave Boys Name: don't have one
    Fave Girls : Francesca, Giulia
    Fave Sport: Soccer
    Fave Month: July
    Fave movies: One Direction Tour DVD
    Juice: Cranberry
    Breakfast food:BAGEL
    Favorite cartoon character:idk
    Given anyone a bath: no
    Smoked: Nope
    Made yourself throw-up: not on purpose
    Gone skinny dipping: no
    Eaten a dog: No
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole? yeah
    Loved someone so much it made you cry?: idts
    Broken a bone?: Nope
    Played truth or dare: yup
    Been in a physical fight: idk
    Been in a police car: yeahh lol
    Been on a plane: yup
    Come close to dying: i think
    Been in a hot tub:Yea
    Cried when someone died: yes
    Fell off your chair: Too many times
    Wait for someone's phone call all night: no
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: nope
    Saved e-mails:no
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: no
    Made out with JUST a friend?: no
    Used someone: idont recall
    Whats your good luck charm?:idk
    Best song you ever heard: anything 1D
    What's your bedroom like: blue, covered in one direction posters
    Last thing you said: bye
    What is beside you?: bunny stuffed animal
    Last thing you ate: snickers
    What kind of shampoo do you use: Tresemme
    Best thing that has happened to you this year: one direction concert. 5.25.12
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: a lot
    Chicken pox: never
    Sore Throat: right now
    Stitches:Nope
    Broken nose:Nahh
    Do you believe in love at first sight? no
    Like school: nonononnoo
    What schools have you gone to: Elementary, Middle
    Would you eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: yeah
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: niall horan, liam payne, harry styles, zayn malik, louis tomlinson, elana
    Who was the last person that called you: my mom
    What makes you laugh the most? idk
    What makes you smile?: idk
    Last person you yelled at: my mom
    Last person that told you they love you: mommm
    Is your loudest friend: Marlena
    Do you like filling these out?: When i am bored
    Do you wear contacts or glasses:Neither
    Do you like yourself: sure
    Do you get along with your family: no
    Stolen anything over $50: no
    Got any awards:A couple
    What are you listening to right now?: nothing
    What car do you wish to have: mustang
    Where do you want to get married: idk
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: the way i look
    Good driver: Don't know
    Good singer: tone deaf.
    Have a lava lamp: used to
    How many remote controls are in your house: 2
    Double jointed: no
    What do you dream about: scary stuff usually, sometimes one direction
    Last time you showered: little while ago
    Last time you took a bath: i don't remember
    Scary or happy movies: happy
    Chocolate or white chocolate:White
    Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pepper
    Vanilla or chocolate: Vannilla
    Summer or winter: Summer
    Silver or Gold: Gold
    Diamond or pearl:Diamond
    Sunset or Sunrise:Sunset
    Sprite or 7up:Sprite
    Cats or dogs: Dogs
    Coffee or tea: Coffee
    Phone or in person: Person
    Indoor or outdoor:out
    End Time: 4:28

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