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Jade💕*

1. Jade💕*
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2014 7:23pm UTC
   every inch of you is perfect
   from the bottom to the top
   Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass
   
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2. Jade💕*
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2014 1:57pm UTC
   I'm older than Google D:
   
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3. Jade💕*
   posted a quote
   September 22, 2014 9:55am UTC
   IT'S MY 19TH BIRTHDAYYY!
   
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4. Jade💕*
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2014 4:53pm UTC
   Show em you're sexy lady!
   
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5. Jade💕*
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2014 5:08am UTC
   I wasnt that drunk...
   Dud you kept asking my
   cat why he killed Mufasa
   
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6. Jade💕*
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 5:51pm UTC
   Dude, you were that drunk
   you ran into a wall trying
   to get to "platform 9 3/4"
   
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7. Jade💕*
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 5:50pm UTC
   Dude, you were so drunk
   you stood in my fire place shouting
   "Diagon Alley!"
   
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8. Jade💕*
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2014 7:22pm UTC
   I have a friend who is rather pathetic & clearly does not know the meaning of
   the word "friendship".
   FRIENDS do not make pathetic Facebook statuses & make up things that
   are NOT true.
   FRIENDS do not start random arguments that leave yourself
   clueless about what you have done to them.
   FRIENDS tell you if they have a problem with you & they
   would wan to talk about it, to sort it out.
   FRIENDS do not listen to b u l l s h i t from other
   people.
   FRIENDS are meant to be there for you... So where
   the hell is he?
   Vent over
   -I feel better now :)
   
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9. Jade💕*
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2014 7:12pm UTC
   You should've killed me
   when you had the chance
   ~A Day To Remember
   
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10. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 2:54pm UTC
    We are all mature
    ...
    until someone brings out some bubble wrap
    
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11. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 2:49pm UTC
    My food is so frozen it still sings let it go
    
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12. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    That moment of joy you get
    when you learn a new song
    on the piano :)
    
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13. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    I'm gonna fly like
    a bird through the night!
    Sia - Chandelier
    
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14. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 6:02pm UTC
    Remind yourself
    that it's okay not to
    be perfect.
    
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15. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 5:56pm UTC
    If I lay here, if I just lay here,
    would you lie with me &
    just forget the world.
    -Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
    
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16. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 12:25pm UTC
    every adventure requires
    a first step.
    -The Cheshire Cat
    
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17. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 12:22pm UTC
    I know who I was this morning,
    but I've changed a few times
    since then.
    -Alice in Wownderland
    
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18. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    I am tired of myself
    tonight.
    I should like to be
    somebody else.
    -Oscar Wilde,
    The Picture of Dorian Grey
    
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19. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    Some things are more precious
    because they don't last long.
    -Oscar Wilde
    
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20. Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    We're all mad here
    -Cheshire Cat
    
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