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katherine280

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Member Since: 15 Oct 2011 05:26pm

Last Seen: 26 Jan 2013 12:37pm

user id: 227540

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  1. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Tell your therapist.
    Not Facebook.

  2. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    We've all waited behind
    a door to scare someone,
    and then left because
    they were taking too long.

  4. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    I hope there's a day when cancer,
    is just a zodiac sign.

  5. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    I hate when I put something in
    a safe place so I won't lose it…
    but then I forget where that safe
    place is.

  6. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    When I put my headphones in, it means to stop talking.
    Not to start.

  7. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    "Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  8. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    I hate when people say "Don't worry, there's 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you!"
    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M GOING TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD AND MEET ALL THE 6 BILLION PEOPLE?

  9. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    I wonder if people look at me,
    and think "I wish I was that pretty,"
    because that's was I think
    when I see everyone else.

  10. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    that moment when you're talking to yourself and
    you start to smile like an idiot because
    you're freaking hilarious.

  11. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Ok, so you're ten years old. You have a laptop, ipod, Facebook, and Blackberry.
    Dude, when I was ten I had pokemon cards.

  12. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Sometimes you need to step outside,
    get some air, and remind yourself of
    who you are and who you want to be.

  13. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    :(:
    you decide.

  14. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment when...
    during a sleepover when you're the first one up and you have nothing to do.

  15. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Whenever I walk down the street with my headphones in,
    I feel like I'm in a music video.
    anyone else?

  16. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment when...
    you see a bunch of your friends at the mall and you're there with your mom.

  17. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    People on the internet: OMG! You're so pretty and nice!
    Someone would be lucky to have you!
    People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.

  18. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    That moment when when you're taking a shower and your foot slips
    and your entire life flashes before your eyes.

  19. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught.
    It's like Facebook in real life.

  20. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    when you're walking down the stairs and you think there's another step and you hulk stomp the ground.

:)

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