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  1. heysafiahere99 heysafiahere99
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Restarting the whole song
    b e c a u s e y o u m i s s e d y o u r f a v o r i t e p a r t .

  2. loveyouthisbig loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    I'm not fat,
    My stomach is 3D.

  3. niallsexyhoran niallsexyhoran
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    They should make an award for....
    Anyone who uses a whole entire stick of chapstick without losing it.

  4. browneyegirl29 browneyegirl29
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 11:38pm UTC
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  5. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:22pm UTC
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    Free Hugs.

  6. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    Are a 90's baby & have no baby.
    /♥/

  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Psh. Who needs
    matching socks anyways?

  8. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Here's To The Girls
    Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
    -tumblr-

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    If drama was vodka,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>my school would be w a s t e d

  10. ilovesammyadams ilovesammyadams
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Logging back onto Witty after like 4 months and especting to see 150 and seeing 1

  11. HesaidShesaid HesaidShesaid
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    "Aww,what a cute dog"
    *walks closer* BARK BARK BARK
    "Well f*ck you too you ugly piece of sh*t"
    //

  12. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    So I was trying on my prom dress,
    & my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
    I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
    "I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
    you look way prettier then all of them right now"
    [♥]

  13. angelieslee angelieslee
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    mom: you're beautiful
    grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
    mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
    friends: you're so pretty!
    boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
    ^this made me laugh so much


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    if you were happy before you knew someone,
    [you can be happy after they're gone]

  16. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    When I say I won't tell anyone,my best friend doesn't count. ♥

  17. DrizzyDrake DrizzyDrake
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Hi There.
    I’m not trying to impress you or anything but…
    I’m a unicorn.

  18. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 8:59pm UTC
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  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Choosing names 100 years from now:
    Doctor: It's a girl!
    New Mother: Wow! I think I'll name her Amy!
    Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is taken, might I suggest Amy797 or Amy_32?

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    If you never jumped from one couch to another
    to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

:)

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