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                                                                                                         Hi my name is Sam, & I'm 15.
                                                                                                                    Talk to me:) xox



                                                                             
  1. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    HEY TUMBLR USERS!
    check out my blog:
    taintedsunset.tumblr.com
    follow for follow<3

  2. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    Some things I've learned: 1. relationships aren't everything2. if someone doesn't want to be in your life,let them go. chances are you're better off without them anyway.3. unless it affects them, people generally don't care aboutwhat you have to say.4. big ego's are not attractive. 5. welcome all kinds of people into your life,you'd be surprised how many people lie about themselves just to fit in.6. you're young, but there are things that will stick to you for life.7. don't be afraid to speak your mind.
    8. don't let the negative things bring you down.9. don't do something just for the sake of doing it,always have a reason behind your actions.10. chances are, you're going to do things you'll regret,but something good will eventually come out of it.11. don't permenantly alter yourself until you are certain that iswhat you want for yourself, not just now, but also in 10, 20, 30, etc. years from now.12. live for the people who make you smile,not the one's who put you down.13. there is always a reason to live,you might not know what that is yet, but when you figure it out,you'll be glad to be a survivor.

  3. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    "I have screwed up 75% of my teenage life."
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 4
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [ ] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [ ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 7
    [x] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 12
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [ ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 14
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 18
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 20
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x]Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 25
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as"I have screwed up __% of my teenage life.”

  4. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:43am UTC
    Everything in life has a name...
    I know something that doesn't!
    WHAT!?!?
    I can't tell you...
    Why not!?
    Cause it doesn't have a name!

  5. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 11:29am UTC
    This is a little story about four people.Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, & Nobody.There was an impotant job to be done andEverybody was sure that Somebody would do it.Anybody could've done it, but Nobody did it.Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebodywhen Nobody did what Anybody could have done.nmq.

  6. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Katniss: When I walk out of the hob.Peeta: Oh God. Katniss: This is what I see,Katniss: Everybody stops and crowds around me.Peeta: Not again. Katniss: I got nightlock in my hands and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it. Katniss: I'm Katniss and I know it!!Peeta: *facepalm*

  7. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    If your relationship doesn'tlast longer than your period, it doesn't count.

  8. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    the little things: -getting a text message from someone you miss-substitute teachers-hugging someone who smells good-comfort food-doing well on a test you didn't study for-free periods-being with your best friends-falling in love-hearing the song you were thinking about come on the radio-getting the last piece of cake-making 11:11 wishes with your family/friends-being kissed in the rain-spending the day with your pets-summer-sleeping in on snow days-rainbows-meeting someone new-cuddling-laughing until you can't breathe

  9. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    life lesson:Never go at the first call of"Come, dinner's ready!"It's a trap for you to set the table.

  10. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    What's the best way to get a girl's attention?Invent fat free nutella.

  11. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    I love my wife.
    sorry, autocorrect: i mean wi-fi.
    FOREVER ALONE.

  12. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Reality:(noun) that annoying time in between sleep & internet

  13. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    yo dawg can yu giv me a b00k 2 reaaaadddd?
    Why don't you try a dictionary? -____-

  14. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    When I say I won't tell anyone,my best friend doesn't count. ♥

  15. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    COMMON SENSE IS NOT A GIFT.It is a punishment. Because you have to dealwith everyone who doesn't have it.

  16. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  17. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    i really want to be in a relationship,but i honestly don't thinkthat am good enough foranyone

  18. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Valentine's Day - 2.14
    for all of the girls in relationships,prove your love to your boyfriend.for all of the girls with crushs,don't just sit there-- let him know how you feel.for all of the single girls,you never know who may be falling in love with you.for all of the people who hate valentine's day,just remember that nothing good will happen to youunless you let it happen.

  19. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    I think everyone
    should clean up their witty account.get rid of the cuss words, the dirty jokes,and anything that could damage witty.Steve just told us all witty is in danger,but what people may not understand is thatwitty isn't just another website.people come here and trust strangerswith their deepest secrets.Why?because they know that everyone on this siteis going to be there for them.maybe witty doesn't mean much to you,but it means the world to some of the girls here.don't lose witty.

  20. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:49am UTC
    I want to fall in love.
    not just have a relationship that lasts 2 weeks,one that will last for years, maybe even the rest of my life.i don't want to have to go somewhere fancy on a date,i'd rather just sit back on the couch and watch football with him.sometimes an expensive gift is nice,but that shouldn't be the base of a relationship.i shouldn't have to cake on the makeup and wear tight clothes,i want him to call me beautiful in baggy sweats with no makeup on.a relationship should benefit me as a person,not put me on the wrong path in life.i want someone who will always support me,not let me down when things get rough.i want a love that is incredible,i want to fall in love.

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