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loveyouthisbig

1. loveyouthisbig
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 4:52pm UTC
   me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
   me: so that's my contribution to society
   me: you're welcome
   
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2. loveyouthisbig
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   friend: my lips are the worst part of my face
   me: my face is the worst part of my face
   
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3. loveyouthisbig
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 7:39pm UTC
   Plot twist: I have a life
   
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4. loveyouthisbig
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 6:05pm UTC
   We Live I n A World Where ,
   Some people care more about Harry Styles following them on twitter,
   then finding the cure for cancer.
   
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5. loveyouthisbig
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 9:30pm UTC
   When people talk about
   you behind your back,
   and the only thing they really know about you,
   is your name
   
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6. loveyouthisbig
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   S h o t m e o u t
   o f t h e s k y ,
   y o u ' r e m y k r y p t o n i t e .
   
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7. loveyouthisbig
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 9:51pm UTC
   Below is a picture of my dating life:
   format by jimmy365
   
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8. loveyouthisbig
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 4:59pm UTC
   I fell in love at first sight,
   I guess I should have
   looked twice.
   
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9. loveyouthisbig
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 4:53pm UTC
   I d i e a l i t t l e i n s i d e e v e r y
   t i m e y o u u s e t h e w o r d
   " f r i e n d " t o d e s c r i b e m e .
   
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10. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    I dare you,
    To fall for someone completely wrong for you.
    To send that risky text.
    To speak your mind.
    To wear no makeup.
    To eat whatever you'd like.
    To fall in love.
    To not care what anyone else thinks.
    To do what makes you happy.
    To laugh untill you cry.
    To make mistakes.
    To be yourself.
    To live your life.
    
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11. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I don't need to flirt,
    I'll seduce you with my awkwardness.
    
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12. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Dentist: Are you doing anything good this weekend?
    Me: fasdsfwer aweorijsladf asdfewo waoefief...
    Dentist: Sounds Fun!
    
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13. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Why is it called a fitting room?
    Nothing ever fits me.
    
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14. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Friday, is my second favorite F word.
    
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15. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    My Boyfriend
    broke up with me,
    But I know he'll come crawling back.
    ...I Stole his wheelchair.
    
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16. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    I'm Sorry.
    I'm not Rihanna,
    I DON'T
    love the way you lie.
    
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17. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    ·
    Niall Horan: I'm not hot.
    Me: What
    · Liam Payne: What
    · Directioners: What
    · Demi Lovato: What
    · Ireland: What
    · My mom: What
    · Justin Bieber: What
    · Nando's: What
    · Michelle Obama: What
    · Simon Cowell: What
    · The Universe: What
    t
    
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18. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
    Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
    Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
    Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
    
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19. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    "One Direction can't sing"
    *Wait, what was that.. I couldn't here you over thier
    BRIT AWARD.*
    
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20. loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I have a boyfriend.
    Mom: Aw, that's cute honey. What's his name?
    Me: Niall Horan.
    Mom: I can't wait to meet him honey.
    Me: Yeah, me either.
    
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