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Lauren3202
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:06pm UTC

My Thoughts in the Shower
Me: I'm so pale.
Me: Where did the universe come from?
Me: *text text text*
Me: When was the last time someone cleaned this bathtub...
Me: I'm hungry.
Me: *text text text*
Me: AHHHH! Soap in my eye!
Me: *Mentally plans out will*
Me: *blinks*
Me: I'm alive!!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be super human.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:28am UTC

I keep saying, "Single Pringle,"
But pringles aren't single at all. They're constantly spooning. Slutty crisps.

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PoketheDot
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:27am UTC

(-.-(-.-(-.-(-.-(-.-)-.-)-.-)'v')-.-)
This is my crew.
....
Ignore Adam, he's new.

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:45pm UTC

Interviewer: What do you have in common with Katniss?
Jennifer Lawrence: We look alike.

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loveisjustlove
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 2:18pm UTC

exciting movies coming soon!
Monster's University (2013)
Catching Fire (2013)
Thor 2 (2013)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)
Despicable Me 2 (2013)
The Fast and the Furious 6 (2013)
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
The Hangover: Part III (2013)
Jeepers Creepers (2013)
How to Train your Dragon 2 (2014)
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
Enchanted 2 (2014)
The 39 Clues (2014)
Avatar 2 (2015)
Toy Story 4 (????)
21 Jump Street 2 (????)
The Karate Kid 2 (????)
Green Lantern 2 (????)
Austin Powers 4 (????)
Jumper 2 (????)
Avatar 3 (????)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 (????)
Jurassic Park IV (????)
National Treasure 3 (????)
The Avengers 2 (????)
Ghost Busters III (????)
Indiana Jones 5 (????)
Pirates of the Caribbean 5 (????)

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC

I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too

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tarahtnt
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn: It was awesome

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC

We’re teenagers.
We stay up too late at night.
We have messy rooms
We can be extremely lazy
We fall asleep thinking of him
We fall in love much too fast
We get our hearts broken
We cry ourselves to sleep
We get in arguments, a lot.
We always think we’re right.
We make many mistakes.
We’re nowhere near perfect.
We have little confidence.
We feel like we’re not good enough
But as we start to grow older,
We learn from all of that.
And that’s how we become adults.

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sportslvr1234
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:48pm UTC

I like to pretend that I'm okay because I don't want to annoy people with my problems

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Hope
Times
may
be
hard
quote and
format by
fake_a_smile
but
you've
gotta
keep
trying.
I
can't
say
it's
easy,
but
the
answer's
not dying.

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zubair
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 3:34pm UTC

YOU CAN TURN OFF THE
sun
I'm Still going to shine. ♥
-facebook

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:46pm UTC

I only part y on 2 occasions.
1.) when it's my birthday
2.) when it's not

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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marleesue
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Atelphobia;
The fear of not being good enough.

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 4:14pm UTC

When you're in a rush...
and everything suddenly stops working

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 7:55pm UTC

*person next to you steals your crayon*
Elementary: ''That's okay, we can share. :)''
Middle School: ''Dude, i dont freaking care...''
High School: ''DUDE, GIVE ME MY MOTHER F/CKING CRAYON BACK BEFORE I SHANK YOUR A$$!!!''

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alimophia
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:44pm UTC

On a scale of one to America, how free are you to go on a date with me?? ;)
North Korea.
nmq

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ColorMeeSamm
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:06pm UTC

"Ahh, you're so hot!"
I whispered to a
plate of food I pulled
out of the microwave.

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livelovelaughforever
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Pain, pain go away.
Take the blade and cut away.

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