A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!" The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" "Yes, anything" the blonde promised. With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did. He then said, "Get on your knees" She did. Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did. He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!" The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM??? THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN INSULT TO BLONDES SO PLEASE NO HATE! I just thought it was funny and decided to share it with you! :) Love you my fellow blondes!
ALL IN LOVE. BE PASIONATE AND FEARLESS. LISTEN TO YOU HEART. BE THOUGHTFUL AND GENEROUS. BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. HOLD HANDS. LAUGH NERVOUSLY. WRITE LOVE LETTERS AND MAKE HANDMADE GIFTS. GET DRESSED UP FOR A DATE. FEEL BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR STOMACH. RUN AWAY TOGETHER. STAY IN BAD ALL DAY. CREATE MEMORIES YOU WILL TELL YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT. CUDDLE. BE PATIENT AND KIND WITH YOUR WORDS. GROW OLD TOGETHER. BE SPONTANEOUS AND IMPULSIVE. KISS EACH OTHER GOODNIGHT. REMEMBER WHY YOU FELL IN LOVE... THIS IS YOUR HAPPILY EVER AFTER!