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RachelNorton

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Member Since: 15 Dec 2011 07:16pm

Last Seen: 20 Jan 2014 11:49am

Birthday: April 7

Location: P.Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

Gender: F

user id: 251011

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Well hello you sexy beasts!

Welcome to my profile! My name is Rachel obviously. You know what to do if you like my quotes so you know. Well that's it.



 
MUSIC:
 

Three Days Grace
Paramore
Red
Spoken
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Disciple
Fireflight
Flyleaf
Breaking Benjamin
Evanescence
Skillet
P!nk
He Is We
Bullet for my Valentine
Fall Out Boy
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  1. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 4:20pm EDT
    I'm not FAT...
    I'm just
    fluffy!

  2. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 6:27pm EST
    MEN-opause
    MEN-strual pain
    MEN-tal illness
    GUY-necologist
    HIS-terectomy
    Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

  3. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 9:41pm EST
    All is fair in love and war.

  4. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 3:44pm EST
    Do you walk to school
    or
    carry your lunch?

  5. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 2:30pm EST
    "You call yourself Fat Amy?"
    "Yeah. So twig b!tches like you won't say it behind my back."

  6. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:59pm EST
    Anyone else know these bands/singers?
    Three Days Grace
    He Is We
    Flyleaf
    Evanescence
    Breaking Benjamin
    Avril Lavigne
    Paramore
    Hollywood Undead
    The Ready Set

  7. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 10:57pm EST
    I can feel you all around me
    thickening the air I'm breathing
    holding onto what I'm feeling
    savoring this heart that's healing

  8. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 9:05pm EST
    Cleverbot
    I am a wizard from Hogwarts.
    Then you created everything!
    Yes Cleverbot...yes I did. :) True story

  9. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 9:01pm EST
    click to see this quote

  10. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:19pm EST
    ~~~~~~ lol ~~~~~~
    HELP! I'M DROWNING!

  11. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 7:59pm EST
    click to see this quote

  12. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 8:03pm EST
    Soooo....
    Who is going to see
    Monster's Inc. 3D?

  13. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 9:26pm EST
    Today and yesterday in
    Child Development
    we were talking about
    Child Abuse
    ................
    All the memories are flooding back...

  14. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:49pm EST
    A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"
    The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?"
    "Yes, anything" the blonde promised.
    With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did.
    He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.
    Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.
    He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"
    The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM???
    THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN INSULT TO BLONDES SO PLEASE NO HATE! I just thought it was funny and decided to share it with you! :) Love you my fellow blondes!

  15. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:18pm EST
    What if Temple Run was real
    and YOU were the one running
    from those monkey things?
    Would you survive or get eaten?

  16. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 3:26pm EST
    Who else can speak the wonderful language of
    Sarcasm?

  17. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 2:53pm EST
    To get on Witty or not to get
    on Witty...
    that is the question.

  18. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:04pm EST
    ***So shine bright,tonight you and I
    We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky.***

  19. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 8:41pm EST
    Hold your cursor over this quote...NOW!!!! >:3

  20. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 8:17pm EDT
    ALL IN LOVE.
    BE PASIONATE AND FEARLESS.
    LISTEN TO YOU HEART.
    BE THOUGHTFUL AND GENEROUS.
    BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
    HOLD HANDS. LAUGH NERVOUSLY.
    WRITE LOVE LETTERS AND MAKE HANDMADE GIFTS.
    GET DRESSED UP FOR A DATE.
    FEEL BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR STOMACH.
    RUN AWAY TOGETHER.
    STAY IN BAD ALL DAY.
    CREATE MEMORIES YOU WILL TELL YOUR
    GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT. CUDDLE.
    BE PATIENT AND KIND WITH YOUR WORDS.
    GROW OLD TOGETHER.
    BE SPONTANEOUS AND IMPULSIVE.
    KISS EACH OTHER GOODNIGHT.
    REMEMBER WHY YOU FELL IN LOVE...
    THIS IS YOUR HAPPILY
    EVER AFTER!

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