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Member Since: 12 Feb 2012 09:06pm

Last Seen: 16 Oct 2012 06:19pm

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:56pm UTC

People always think I am hitch-hiking
Really I am just giving the drivers a thumbs up

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 2:22pm UTC

The Awkward Moment..
when you realize that
Heck
is the combination of
Hell and F*ck

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 2:19pm UTC

B*tch slap that B*tch
-Tim Gunn

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 12:41pm UTC

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 12:11pm UTC

Convo with a Family member you havent seen in years
Them: You've grown so much!
Me: Well, yeah...
Them: Look at you!
Me: That's kinda hard to do without a mirror.
Them: Well, you do look beautiful as always
Me: I don't know how you could say that because you don't see me every day. And yesterday, man I I was so ugly. And last Tuesday, that sucked too, so it's kind of a day to day thing...
Them: ...
nmq

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Today, A young boy lost his life
He had Cystic Fibrosis
He was only 16
His older brother also has Cystic Fibrosis
Please everyone pray for his family
R.I.P Joe
you will truly be missed

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Save As:
erg3y4gs
Sorry, erg3y4gs Already exists.

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 1:35pm UTC

All my friends are copying me...
I buy something, they buy it the next day
I like something, they hate it then suddenly love it
I wear something, they wear it the next day
Its starting to annoy me.
had to vent sorry

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 6:15pm UTC

I try not to get my hopes up
because when I do
I always end up getting hurt

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
because he is a Fungi

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Hey Wittians
I need help, so my best friend is 15 and she doesn't know what to get her boyfriend for his birthday!
Do you guys have any good birthday gifts to get a boy, other than videogames??
Need Help we can't think of any!
Thanks!

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 1:28pm UTC

The Awkward Moment
when you take a shower in the middle of the day
and can't decide whether to put pijama's on or clothes...

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:51pm UTC

Thank you Witty
for making me realize I am not alone
I am not the only one
who has never had a boyfriend
who has a little social life
who has struggles at home
who feels alone sometimes
who does stupid things
Thank you Witty

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 3:00pm UTC

That Awkward moment
when your brother attacks your dog like its a murderer and your new friend stares at you like "what is wrong with your family?"
thats probably never happened to you...
awkward...
That Awkward moment
when no one has ever had the awkward moment you are talking about...

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 2:55pm UTC

I dream up the perfect life with the
perfect guy
perfect wedding
perfect family
perfect career
my standards are set too high,
I'm sorry when I don't settle for you.

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Today My aunt beat cancer Finally Love you auntie ♥

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:04am UTC

Did anyone else have high hopes for
SUMMER 2012
yet they haven't done anything all summer?

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:01am UTC

Rihanna: I love the way you lie
Me: Why does she love it when he lies???

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 9:58am UTC

Katy Perry put on a smile even after Russell broke up their marriage.
Why can't I be this strong?

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InvisibleMe
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 5:33pm UTC

I blame
Drake for the use of YOLO

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