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  1. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
    Chandler: Is this a service you’re providing me?
    Joey: No! No! No! For my new fridge—our new fridge!
    Chandler: Our new fridge? I don’t live here anymore.
    Joey: So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.
    Chandler: Uh-huh.
    Joey: And I got custody of the kid, right? Now suppose the kid dies and-and I gotta buy a new kid.
    Chandler: Okay…
    Joey: Give me $400!
    --Friends

  2. kenzie_98 kenzie_98
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Like this and i'll post a name on your profile that sounds good with yours

  3. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Scared.
    Tomorrow is my surgery for my cancer.
    mf/mq

  4. ridemydino ridemydino
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Who else remembers
    Corey and the Boys?
    "Can you feel it? Can you feel the love?
    Nothing feels better than feeling the looove."

  5. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
    Another Friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
    Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube
    nmf/tumblr


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  7. KylahIsADirectioner KylahIsADirectioner
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    Let Me Sneak You Out
    Chapter 2.
    I just sat on Zayn's bed starring at the floor. I didn't Liam would kiss me after I just told him I was heartbroke. A million thoughts ran through my mind, then it was interupted by someone kocking on the door and opening it. It was Liam. "Leila... Can we talk?" He asked shyly, and closing the door behind him. I looked up at him with tears in my eyes. "Liam, there's nothing to say. I was explaing my heart break and you kiss me. Why did you think that would make it any better on my part?" I said looking back at the ground. I was twirling my thumbs and waiting for an answer but scared of what he was going to say. "Leila, I'm sorry. I seen an oppurtunity, so I took it. I wasn't thinking straight. I just don't know what came over me, I'm really sorry, Leila.. Please." Liam said sitting next to me on the bed. I looked over at his hands. He was shaking from being so nervous. "Liam, I forgive you, but it'll take some time to completely get past what happened... Thanks for being honest.." I said looking up at him. He had a sad look on his face so I hugged him. "Thank you, Leila." He said before getting up. He walked out of the room and I sat there. I felt a spark when Liam kissed me, but I don't know if it was just my brain telling me that this time it really is over between Jace and I or if my heart was just hoping for something. I just don't know...
    A few weeks later...
    I was constantly thinking about the kiss with Liam. I haven't talked to him since that night though... I've ignored his calls and texts for the past few weeks. I felt bad, but I just don't know I would say to him... I got out of bed and put on some sweat pants and went downstairs. "It lives!!" Harry joked hugging me. I gave him a mean look and he got a scared look on his face. "Do we have an ice cream?" I asked leaning on the counter. "No, but I can go get some... Wantme too?" Harry asked. i nodded my head yes. He grabbed his car keys and left. I walked into the living room where Louis was sitting. "Hey sis. Still not feeling to good?" Lou asked me. "Nope, this sucks..." I said flopping down next to him. "I heard what happened with Liam.." Lou said kind of not wanting to talk about it, but needing to. "Liam told you didn't he?" I said with a sigh. Louis shook his head and I leaned my head back. "I was on the balcony and Liam came out and asked me what was wrong and I told him then he kissed me. I didn't know what to do. It's jusst all.. confusing." I explained. "Liam is really sorry about it, but you can't keep ignoring him. I am in a band with him and you are my sister, talk to him." Louis said hugging me. I hated to admit it to myself but Louis was right. I needed to talk to Liam. Just then Harry came in with a hand full of movies and icecream and three spoons. "I'm ready to get you feeling better. I miss the fun Leila!" Harry said handing me a thing of ice cream and a spoon. He got up and put in 'The Last Song'.
    A few hours later..
    Louis and Harry really helped cheer me up, but I still needed to talk to Liam. My phone buzzed and i looked at it. It was a text from Liam. It read: Can you please talk to me? Leila please?' I stared at the screen and tried to think of what to say. I finally responded and told him to meet me here in 10 minutes. I didn't even care what I looked like, I just wanted.. no needed to see and talk to Liam. This was the longest ten minutes in my life, then the doorbell rang. I ran to the door and opened it. "Liam, come in." I said opening the door and inviting him inside. it has been almost a month since I've talked to Liam and such. We walked up to my room and sat down. We sat in silence for a few minutes until I broke the silence. "Liam, look. I know I've been ignoring you and it is not at all because I don't like you, it's just... I'm confused.." I stated. Liam looked up at me. "Leila, I know how you felt. You just got broken up with and I go and kiss you not even two hours after the break-up happened. It was rong and I am so very sorry. I really like you Leila, and I just thought that it would help you see that... I know what I did was wrong, but give me another chance please?"
    "Liam.. I-I........

  8. xstories_ xstories_
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    ok, so..
    You may have read my quote about my school talent show and telling my bully, Bri, off. Then having her boyfriend dump her in front of everyone.. ( I still feel kinda bad about it although I laughed at the time. It's just as embarrassing as what she did to me. :/ )
    Well, my dean gave me detention after standing up for myself.
    At first, I was suuuuper disappointed and confused.
    But then... at detention, he pulled me to the side and told me this, "Nicole, what you did was amazing. And this is why I'm asking you to create a speech about bullying. If you say yes, you will present it to the school Friday October 12. You in?" I was shocked. But, my response? "Of course, Mr. Frensdale."
    You guys wanna read my speech?
    10 + faves and I'll post it on witty. (:
    I wanna
    hear your
    guys's
    thoughts!

  9. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    F is for fangirls who cry together
    U is for UGH HE'S SO PERFECT HELP ME
    N is for never ever meeting your i-i-dol
    down here in the wittian sea.

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Surgery
    next week I have surgery for my cancer. ummm, I am pretty damn freaked out right now.

  12. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    "What's depression like?" He whispered in the darkness of the night.
    "It's like you're drowning. Except you can see everyone around you breathing."

  13. PurposefulHarm PurposefulHarm
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    I hope it haunts you forever that
    you are the reason for the scars
    on someone else's body
    nmq

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Today at school my ex girlfriend was standing by my locker at the end of the day wanting me to look at her. So i did i looked her in the eyes and kindly asked the kid next to me to please remove the cheating sl*t off my locker. He laughed and pushed Roxy away. People in my school hate me, but when i did that a bunch clapped. I hope that hurt at least somewhat, makes up for her cheating on me to begin with.

  15. kittycat4432 kittycat4432
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    The Band That Never Existed
    Imagine. One day you wake up. You look around your room. All of your One Direction posters are gone.
    You go to the shelf with all of your Cds to get Take Me Home to listen to while you get ready. It's not there. And neither is Up All Night.
    You look through the songs in your Ipod.
    No Up All Night.
    Live While Were Young.
    What Makes You Beautiful.
    Gotta Be You.
    Moments.
    All Gone. Nothing there.
    No one has ever heard of this band your talking about. And no pictures on the internet of Niall, Liam, Harry, Louis, or Zayn.
    So you have to make a choice.
    Leave them to live their lives.......
    Or find them and try to recreate the band.
    Who would read it?

  16. xPerfectlyxImperfectx xPerfectlyxImperfectx
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    The house next to Zayn Malik's house is for sale. Happy Hunger Games. Motherf/ckers.
    nmf/nmq


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  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    On October 3rd, everyone should come to school in a pink shirt.
    All the news reporters would come to the schools and be like, "Mysterious phenomenon when high school kids all over the nation wear pink," and then a news reporter would to a student and asks why this is happening and the student would say--
    "On Wednesday's, we wear pink."

  19. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    if Ed sheeran's
    voice
    doesn't want to make you run
    through a meadow full of
    daisies in slow motion i
    question
    if you are human.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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