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Hogwartian
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October 29, 2012 4:15pm UTC

llll Gryffindor: llll
Knowledge is power.
llll Hufflepuff: llll
Knowledge is gained through hard work.
llll Ravenclaw: llll
Knowledge comes first.
llll Slytherin: llll
This. Is. Sparta!

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October 28, 2012 11:31pm UTC

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forgetxmexnot
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October 28, 2012 12:13am UTC

Summer Loving
Chapter eleven
I fell asleep that night in his arms. But when I woke up Jake was gone. He's probably gone to get breakfast or something. I went out to the kitchen but he wasn't there, there was only Mike.
"Hey Mike, do you know where Jake's gone?"
"Yeah, he said that he had to get some air, go for a jog or something. He's been gone a while," he told me.
So I decided to talk to Ally about what happened last night. She would understand, and it's not exactly something I could talk about with Mike.
I knocked on her bedroom door.
"Ally?"
"Yeah, come in."
She was still in bed. I lay down on Mike's side.
"I have a situation," I told her.
"What kind of situation?"
"Last night Jake and I kind of... kissed."
She grinned. "I knew it would happen eventually."
"What?"
"Yeah, it was obvious you two liked each other."
I whacked her with the pillow.
"Was not!"
"Ow!" She laughed and whacked me back.
We talked for a while about Mike and Jake and she told me that they were going well.
Eventually we both got up and went to the kitchen to get breakfast. Jake walked in and quickly glanced at me before looking away.
"Hey," I said.
He walked straight past, ignoring me completely.
"Woah," Mike said. "What did you do to make him so angry?"
"Nothing."
I put my plate down and followed him back into our room.
"What's up with you?" I asked him.
"Nothing, Amber, just leave me alone."
"What?"
"You heard me."
I just stood there, kind of shocked. Why was he so angry at me.
"Jake," I put my hand on his arm. "About last night..."
He shook my hand off. "What about last night Amber? All that happened was we came home from the bonfire, and went to sleep, you on your bed and me on the floor."
And then he left. I felt a tear roll down my cheek.
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hiddenshadows
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May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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October 25, 2012 9:45am UTC

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pez_candy44
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October 25, 2012 10:23pm UTC

She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

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shootingstar87
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October 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC

me: can you please stop smoking?
mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.

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InYourOwnWay
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October 21, 2012 5:14am UTC

Harry Potter or
Twilight?,
Fave for Harry Potter comment for Twilight :)
Nmf
♥

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jane :-)*
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October 21, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.

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katiecub
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October 21, 2012 9:31am UTC

This Morning,
I asked my mum to stop smoking as it's really bad as we all know, i told her if i got 300 faves on this quote would she quit smoking, she saiid yes, So please would you take 2 seconds of your time to fave this quote, it really means a
lot. If you do i'll love and thank you for the rest of my days!
♥♥♥

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ilovehim12510
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October 20, 2012 9:43am UTC

maybe disney wasn't for kids
maybe it was meant for us teenagers. did you ever think nemo was made for teens who are trying to get through rough times, or making true friends? maybe the princesses were to show us to love who you want, wait for your prince, and that there is someone waiting for us? maybe cars was to show us that the road of life truely never ends. monsters inc? nothing in life is truely as scary as it may seem. hish school musical? to truely take the road to success, whatever makes you happy. the lion king taught us to have no worries, for the rest of our days. lilo and stich: your family is truely the rock of your life. dumbo was to show that imperfections are beautiful. bambi was so we knew that everyone has loss, we are never alone in our feelings. and winnie the pooh? nothing is the same without our best friends
maybe walt disney wrote for us

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missperfect1129
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October 12, 2012 11:40am UTC

Account name:
F/ckYouDalton
Please:
Report & Block
I don't know who you are, or why you would do something so low, something so sick, and tell such an amazing person to go kill themselves when he already has more than enough to deal with.
Saying he deserves to die?
well you know what?
You do.
Just for doing something like this.
You are the lowest of the low.
GO EAT SH/T & DIE. :D
For doing something so stupid and sick like this, for tormenting my friend like that? You're going to have to go through me.
Please Report & Block:
F/ckYouDalton

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Eli22b
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October 16, 2012 6:57pm UTC

*To-do list*
Become a teacher
whenever someone answers a question right, say "5 points to gryffindor"
anytime a student is tapping their pencil or pen, chuck it out the window
scare the sh/t outa students mondays by saying "time to present your projects" when there aren't any
pair up partners by who has a crush on who
whenever I see students in public, stop them and make them answer a question
whenever I see students parents, tell them they are doing a fabulous job just to embaress them
make sure to have students reveiw by answer questions in a british accent
go in one day and pretend I can't hear a word they are saying, and watch as they all start yelling trying to make me hear them

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belowsealevel_
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October 16, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Awkward Penguin Probs #1
Today I was decided that I was alone in the hallway so I started catwalking down the hall, unbuttoning my uniform shirt and shaking out my hair as if I was on the cover of Teen Vogue.
I wasn't alone.
The hottest teacher in the school was there and wolf-whistled then said " Strut your stuff "
Note to self - Don't ever catwalk at school, as much as you may think you are alone. You're never alone. Ever.
* series ?

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jariley*
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October 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Regina George got
Channing Tatum in The Vow,
Karen Smith got Channing Tatum in Dear John,
and none for Gretchen Weiners.

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livelifealltheway
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October 16, 2012 6:31pm UTC

How come guys can see how big our boobs are,
but we can’t see how big their penises are?
Doesn’t really seem fair, does it?

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BlueEyedNobody
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October 16, 2012 1:53pm UTC

----------❤----------
So, today in my English
class
a boy shouted to the professor, knowing
that he likes to joke around: " Mr.
Knowel are you gay?"
And he replied : "Feel free to ask your
mother."
-BEST COMEBACK EVER-
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yourcool
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October 15, 2012 8:14pm UTC

to do list:
wear a shirt that says "life" and hand out lemons on street corners.
hire two private investigators. get them to follow each other.
major in philosophy. ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
go into a crowded elevator and say, "i bet you are all wondering why i gathered you here," with a straight face.
make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. eat in public.
become a teacher. make a test where every answer is "c". enjoy the show.
run into a store, ask what year it is. when someone answers, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
buy a horse, name it "oscar takes the lead," enter it in horse races,
invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say "i've been expecting you..."
change name to Simon. speak in third person.
buy a parrot. teach parrot to say "help! i've turned into a parrot!"
follow joggers around in a car blasting "eye of the tiger" for encouragement.

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