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Kanerpop

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Member Since: 13 Feb 2012 11:22am

Last Seen: 3 Jul 2013 11:18pm

Location: Atlanta,GA

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Hi everyone!!!!!

I'm Kanerpop, and I do these quotes called "Class Rules!"
They are mine plz do not copy.


Follow me, I follow back.

  1. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 1:40am UTC
    You You You You You You You You
    You You You You You You You You
    You You You You You You You You
    You You You You You You You You
    You You You You You You You You
    You You You You You You You You
    1. Ur so lazy you didn't read all the You's!
    2. and you're so stupid you didn't realize one of them is a 'yoo'!
    3. now you're searching for it and you're disappointed that you couldn't find it :)

  2. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 1:33am UTC
    Before:
    Mom-*makes silly baby face*
    Me-* age 2* lol look at the funny faces
    Now:
    *Me on FB, looking at memes*
    Me- lol look at the funny faces
    I haven't grown in the slightest!

  3. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 6:13am UTC
    Class rules!
    Teacher: George, can you please come up to explain to the class about why you are teasing little Jimmy?
    George: I'm not bullying him, it's Fred.
    Teacher: Millie, why don't you do your math H.W like everybody else?
    Class: Who?
    Teacher: We have a little bit of time left, what do you want to do?
    Class: Witty.
    Fred: Teacher, why don't you ever yell with George?
    Teacher: I don't yell.
    Fred: O.k, how come you never get angry at him?
    Teacher: Why would I? He's such a good student.
    Fred: Maybe because you're yelling at me?
    Teacher: I DON'T YELL!
     
    Thanks to my followers who inspired me to do a Forth part of "Class Rules!"
    Please don't copy!
    PLS follow for more!

  4. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 9:52am UTC
    (o.o)
    < l >
    ^
    This is JB
    lol

  5. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Don't Cheat or It Won't Work !
    1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
    blue
    2. Your first initial?
    s
    3. Your month of birth?
    January
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
    Black
    5. Your favorite number?
    12
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
    Driving
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
    Ocean
    8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life).
    find a cure for all types of cancer
    when you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers:
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life
    . L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday

  6. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 8:35am UTC
    Roses are red
    I have a phone
    Nobody texts me
    Forever alone

  7. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 7:37am UTC
    "Class Rules!"
    Teacher: Millie, where's your H.W?
    Millie:Here *Gives homework*
    Teacher: Thank you Millie. Now John, where is your's?
    John: Sorry Mrs., I did it, but left it at home!
    Harry: No you didn't. I came over yesterday for a sleepover, remember John?
    Teacher: Is that true?
    Simon:Can I go to the washroom please?
    Teacher: Hold on Simon..
    Millie: OW! I got a paper cut!OW OW OW!
    Simon: I really need to go!
    Louis:I need to go to the toilet too!
    Millie: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA
    *Class starts to scream and fight*
    Teacher:Now I can retire. Thank lord! TAXI!
    Class: FREEDOM AND FACEBOOOOOOOOK!
    Teacher: -___________-
    Thanks to the hundreds who inspired me to do a third part of "Class Rules!"
    Please don't copy!

  8. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 5:04am UTC
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  9. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    "Class Rules!"
    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: Maria.
    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
    WINNIE: Me!
    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
    Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"

  10. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 12:46pm UTC
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  11. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 12:29pm UTC
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  12. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 3:38am UTC
    LIKE for e Gangnam, M.J, & 1D
    COMMENT for Gangnam, M.J, & 1D
    FACEBOOK for Gangnam, M.J,& 1D
    TWEET for Gangnam, M.J, & 1D
    PIN for Gangnam, M.J, & 1D
    IGNORE if you love Justin Bieber
    Thanks!

  13. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 9:45am UTC
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  14. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 10:04am UTC
    W.C.W.M
    My crush: Hey I just met you,
    Me:Is this real?
    Him: And this is crazy
    Me: Here it comes.......
    Him: But here's my laundry, so wash it?
    Me: Maybe....-_________-

  15. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    W.C.W.M#1
    Me: DUDE, I just ran my first marathon this morning!
    Friend: Really!?!?!?!
    Me:Hell yeah!
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:LOL, JK, I was on my third cupkake for breakfast!
    Friend: --_____--
    fav if i should do a series

  16. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    W.C.W.M
    In 25 years from now....
    Daughter: Mom?
    Me(mom): Yeah?
    Daughter: Do you know the band 1D..
    Daughter:*Dead*
    Me: I'm glad she was in the kitchen.
    Fave for more

  17. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Hey everybody.
    I've been doing something called
    W.C.W.M
    (Wacky Conversations With Me)
    Please read and <3
    AND DON'T COPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    W.C.W.M
    .
    .
    Me: AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT LOVES 1D????
    Friend:
    Mom:
    Dad:
    B.F.F:
    Sis:
    Bro:
    McDonalds:
    The Twits:
    Monkeys:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:Looks like no one gives a SH*T.
    Me:*Dead*
    .
    .
    Fave for more :D

  19. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    Me:I'm hungry!
    Master of Good: Shut up so I can finish the plan. O.K. Blah balh blah....
    Me: Why not you shut up!
    Me:*leaves room*
    Me:*Sits down on rock*
    5 seconds later....
    Darkness:Come to the Dark side.......
    Me:Why?
    Darkness: Umm..... we have loads of tasty chocolate COOKIES!
    Me:
    Darkness:
    Me:
    Darkness:
    Me: Take me to your leader.
    Another 5 seconds later...
    .
    Master of Bad: Hey.
    Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE COOKIES!!!!!!!!
    Master of Bad: Sorry, one of my monsters ate them.
    Me: WHO???
    Master of Bad: The Cookie monster.
    Me: -____-
    Master of bad: We have this though.
    Master of Bad:*gives cookie*
    Me: Thanks
    Me: Wait ! this is an oatmeal raisin cookie!
    .
    .
    .
    Fave for more

  20. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:16am UTC
    Forget you read this

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