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ChocoTaco
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June 15, 2013 2:08pm UTC

Me: *Takes 70 selfies*
Me: *Deletes 70 selfies*

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Oops I accidentally
discovered the Internet and kissed my social life goodbye what do I do now

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yourcool
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June 20, 2013 5:00pm UTC

growing up i believed that my stuffed animals
had feelings and i had to treat them all equally and let them all sleep on my bed.

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Rajsonkar
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June 13, 2013 11:16am UTC

*at home* Me: "I want to go out. i want freinds"
*out* Me: " I want to go home. i hate people

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happiest*
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June 13, 2013 3:28pm UTC

She's laying down, music on.
checkng her phone every few minutes, praying he will text her, knowing he wont. She's wondering what girls he is texting and what girl he has wrapped around his finger. She smiles, their song comes on. It reminds her of everything. She quickly replays every kiss, every hug, every laugh, every date, everything in her mind. She misses him and she misses the way they used to be. A tear slides down her cheek, && finally, she just breaks down. He's over her now, && she wonders
'Why can't I let him go?'♥
He's shooting his basketball.
checking his cell phone in his pocket when it goes off, texting the new girl. Suddenly, she texts him something that reminds him of her... His old her. The girl he was madly in love. The girl that scared him so much to actually let her in and fall in love. So he ran away, breaking her heart in the process. He misses her smile and her laugh and the way he made her feel. He stops texting the new girl, and puts down the basketball. He reads their messages he never deleted, && wishes she would text him. But he knows she's probably over him now, && he wonders
'Why did I let her go?'♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Next time someone tells me I'm "too childish", I'm just going to look them
directly in the eyes and say very calmly, "You are what you eat." Then I'm going to walk away slowly maintaining eye contact the entire time.

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ChocoTaco
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June 12, 2013 5:36pm UTC

*Best part about finals*
Mom: Go outside!
Me: I'm studying for finals!
Mom: Wash the dishes.
Me: You have no idea how stressed I am for finals!
Mom: Clean your room.
Me: But I have an English final at 7 in the morning.
Mom: Get off your computer, please.
Me: But my history teacher put a review sheet on his website.
Mom: Come to the store with me.
Me: But I'm in the middle of a study session...
Mom: Go to bed!
Me: Let me finish studying first!

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Hale_Storm18
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June 8, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Why people should be friends with me
-I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height,
taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look
like a giant?
-I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free
and you can be too
-I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
-I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
-I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over
and I'll consider you a good friend
-My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint
wink wink
-You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because
what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
-I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun
adventures in the city
-I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of
going there trying not to get shot
-My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
-I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem
even smarter
-I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat
food
-yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
-I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
-I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
-I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
-I'm just overall awesome
-I just need more friends okay
-please
-Please
-PLEASE

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ChocoTaco
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June 21, 2013 2:27pm UTC

My mom is crying because she accidentally hit a turtle while driving
So now we're having a funeral...for the turtle.

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happiest*
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June 21, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Imagine in 20 years ...
Daughter: Mom, who is this ... One Direction?
Me: Some old boyband I was mad for.
Daughter: I found some posters in the attic.
Me: Oh, thats nice honey.
Daughter: The blonde one is kinda hot! Do you think so?
Niall: My wife better think I'm hot!
Me: .....
Daughter: ......
Me: .......
Daughter: Oh my god. I just called dad hot.

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WeAreTheBoys
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June 4, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Teacher: OK class, today we're going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court, and when I say a colour, you run to the left side of the court. Everyone understand?
Class: Yes sir!!!
Teacher: Ready..set...ORANGE!!!

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kristabff
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June 26, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Oh my god, I just hate this one girl!
Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES. Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.

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kristabff
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June 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC

what if one day the earth was just like "i'm done" and flew into the sun

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Justin Bieber: Swag swag swag on you
Me: Ew help get it off get it off!!

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kristabff
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June 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~
REJECTED
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BlackButterflies
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May 31, 2013 8:56pm UTC

last night i had a dream that my parents decided it was physically impossible to be as ugly as i was so they took me to a specialist and it turned out i was in fact a rare species of forest mushroom, not a human being.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Why do people have quiet and respectful funerals? When I die, I want my
ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "Thanks For The Memories" by, Fall Out Boy.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 5:42pm UTC

While walking into a store, I over heard a conversation between a guy and a girl.
"But, I'm tired of dating a girl with scars all over her legs. It stresses me."
I know I shouldn't of said anything, But I did. I turned to him and said,
Just because your girlfriend has scars all over her legs, doesn't mean anything. Your girlfriend is beautiful in
every way, and it takes a right guy to see that. But unfortunately, that guy isn't you. If you were
a real man, you would tell her she's beautiful even if she has scars all over her legs.
I know it could be stressful for you, But it's more stressful for her. Scars are beautiful, it means you
won the fight but not the war. If you weren't such a ignorant guy, you would stick with her through this..
When everyone heard me stick up for her...
They clapped and said well done.
I never felt so proud in my life.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Do you ever get that strange feeling
After finishing a really good book?
Right after you finish there is an empty feeling inside your heart.
You want the story to become reality.
You feel a weird sadness as everything relates back to that book.
It makes you want to create changes in your life and become what you always wanted.
The fact that the story is over bogs your mind,
But you don't think you can ever get through reading it again.
The real world comes back, and you wish you could just trade places with the main character.
You got to know the characters so well that it is almost like losing a close friend.
You feel like crying because of your own life, but also rejoicing because you found a new one in that book.
The end of a good book is like closing the door to a world that you will never be able to visit again.
It's probably one of the best and worst feelings in the world.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Unless you physically see me
opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

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