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Oh my god, I just hate this one girl!
Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES.  Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.
 
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Oh my god, I just hate this one girl! Please hear me out guys?

290 faves · 53 comments · Jun 26, 2013 3:13pm

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Leslie and Alli * · 1 decade ago
lmao when I first started reading this is was like okay then that's rude!! you shouldn't tell people to die and then I got to the end and I was like LOL nevermind hahaahaa
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luv2flip910 · 1 decade ago
When I starts to read this I was like "awww no" because I just got back on witty and last time I was on everything was nice and we were like a family and people didn't do things like tell people to die on here then I read the last sentence and was like "ohhhh that makes sooo much sense" HAHAHAHAH!! You had me off for a secon me there
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ForgiveMe · 1 decade ago
Math ? Trust me you're not the only one who hates her, everyone does! every year she will come with just new & more complicated stuff I don't know what's wrong with her! & GOSH life would be much much better without her!! I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL!!!
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dreamsandwishes · 1 decade ago
but then I was like ohh ok i hate her too :)
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dreamsandwishes · 1 decade ago
when I started reading this, I was thinking "wow, she is so mean! why would anyone say anything like that about someone, especially on the internet
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Oh my god.
Math and I didn't really know each other up until my third grade teacher forced us to hang out. I got to know her better and we were, like, pretty close friends until 9th grade when BAM she turned into this whole other person. Like, I didn't even know her anymore. After, I met this other girl, Tutor, and she got us talking again. 10th grade was pretty good but when 11th grade came around, Math did another 180 and even Tutor couldn't help out. Tutor stopped helping me this year and Math is more horrible than ever.
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Ethanol · 1 decade ago
OMG HAHAHAAHHAAH I JUST LOL omg
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
Can i like this comment like 54 times please omfg
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MissyLizzie · 1 decade ago
I can tell you are American. You say math. In England, we say maths :)
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femaleboss1 · 1 decade ago
wow i dislike this comment firstly if doctors didnt study maths and got a degree as a doctor one day u get ill go to the doctors he gives u some pill but they are wrong amount so take bak dat comment
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sunset48 · 1 decade ago
Well it's an obvious joke.. Take it easy..
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MissyLizzie · 1 decade ago
And if people on the Internet do not learn proper grammar, they are not taken seriously.
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
WHOOO!!! 201 FAVS
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
i actually like math so .. hah
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
Haha, guys your reactions. Sorry for the stress i may have caused you until you read the end! Just know i would NEVER EVER EVER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR talk about ANYONE like this!!
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hayleyasylum13 · 1 decade ago
lmao i actually thought you were talking bout someone then you said her name was math lmao imma
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*toxic waste* · 1 decade ago
almost all the comments have "omg" in them, like wow
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spence* · 1 decade ago
*reads comments below*
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I have my final exam for math in like 1 hour. Kill me.
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bazinga · 1 decade ago
i surrender to your awesomeness
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
I was going to seriosuly hurt you when I was reading. THEN I SAW MATHS. xDDD

..but lmaoo.. what if maths was a boy..? xD
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jayneelove · 1 decade ago
Math is definatly a girl she thinks shes better than everyone and she tells everyone abOut her problems
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ForgiveMe · 1 decade ago
No she is a girl & whenever we have an exam it means she is on her period!!
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
omg :P

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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
I was ready to go apeshit on you then the last line...
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reinventlove · 1 decade ago
I accidentally read the last sentence first and totally ruined it for myself :C
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skittlepringle · 1 decade ago
I ALWAYS DO THIS ITS SUCH A BAD HABIT
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reinventlove · 1 decade ago
I DO TOO I LITERALLY HAVE TO COVER THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN WHEN I'M READING SOMETHING
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