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  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Cat: Meow.
    Me: Meow?
    Cat: Meow, meow.
    Me: Holy God. I speak cat.
    ...
    My brother: You're an idiot.

  2. * * * * * * * *
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone.
    They're just like "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat
    some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm
    in no rush. Because.....I'm a turtle."
    nmq

  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    I feel so bad for women competing
    in the olympics while on their period.

  4. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    "Your socks look great with those sandals."
    (said no one. ever.)

  5. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:51am UTC
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    Who else thinks that there should be a witty profiles app on the app store?
    .
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  6. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    brotips #878
    calling your friends at
    midnight to tell them happy
    birthday is and always will be
    legit.
    brotips.com

  7. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Girl: I have to tell you something
    Boy: Tell me
    Girl: I love you... I forgot

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    "If you asked me how
    I'm doin, I would say I'm doin just fine. I would lie and say that you're not on my mind."

  9. thatonegirlwho thatonegirlwho happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    You're about as pointless
    as a toothbrush at sleepover

  10. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.

  11. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Texting your crush:
    *smiles like an idiot*
    *laughs uncontrollably*
    *jumps up and down*
    *dances in a circle*
    --crush calls you sweet--
    *omgomgomgomg*
    *hugs cat*
    *flies to the moon*
    *faints*
    *dies*
    ..my quote(:

  12. Cassakia Cassakia
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    There is a reason the word "die" is in
    Diet

  13. Dammitlala Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Things get instantly awkward when...
    Your male relative that lives in your house catches you only wearing a bra and underwear ._.

  14. Likethatsme4sure Likethatsme4sure
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD
    They asked me if I knew you,
    A million memories flashed by
    And I answered
    "Not Anymore"

  15. sarah_nicole07 sarah_nicole07
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    When i have a daughter, and if she has a special dedication too any band, artist, and if by any chance, they live miles away from us, i will legit buy plane tickets and take my kid wherever her future husband lives. I will take her too meetings. Buy her merch. Fangirl with her. Because i know what it feels like too have your world falling apart when you cant meet the person youd die for. And my daughter wont feel that way. I wont let her feel that way. Nope.

  16. Br0kenHearts Br0kenHearts
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Sorry..
    I think i'm done with writing for now.
    I know i'm not a good writer, and i don't have a lot of confidence in what i'm writing. I want to be the best writer i can be, but right now i don't really feel like my stories are any good. I'm sorry to anyone who read my story.. if that's anyone. Yes, i will continuing writing, but i wont share it with witty until i know it's 100% the way i want it.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    what if witty just disappeared?
    like one day, you typed in the www.wittyprofiles.com
    and a 'website not found' page popped up
    and no one but you
    >>had ever heard of a website called witty profiles.

  18. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:11am UTC
    One Fave For One Secret =)

  19. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:15am UTC
    Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.
    After the fight, you must return home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles. Out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
    With your bags packed, go to the street corner and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up with bear the word "FRESH" on the license plate. Upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it.
    At this point, you MUST point out in front of the car and say, "Yo holmes, to Bel Air!" You will stop in front of a mansion and it will be some time between seven and eight o'clock, even though it will feel like you've been traveling mere seconds.
    Get your luggage out of the cab and say, "Yo holmes, smell ya later," but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.
    If you follow these instructions, your life will get flipped, turned upside-down.

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:35am UTC
    "I dreamt that Spongebob was slapping me,
    But when I woke up,
    It was Niall that wanted me
    To make him breakfast."
    -Louis Tomlinson

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