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Dammitlala

1. Dammitlala
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   Money can't buy you happiness
   But it pays for internet access , that's close enough...
   
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2. Dammitlala
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2012 1:44am UTC
   Real Women are:
   Curvy
   Slender
   Chubby
   Skinny
   Vuluputuous
   Gangly
   Muscular
   ...AWESOME
   Stop believing the lies of the Media. We are ALL beautiful.
   
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3. Dammitlala
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 11:49pm UTC
   FOUR YEARS FOR YOU OBAMA, YOU GO OBAMA AND NONE FOR MITT ROMNEY BYE.
   ♥
   
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4. Dammitlala
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 11:45pm UTC
   FOUR YEARS FOR YOU OBAMA, YOU GO OBAMA AND NONE FOR MITT ROMNEY BYE.
   ♥
   
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5. Dammitlala
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 12:37am UTC
   Remember the old days?
   When Pete Wentz was a God to everyone
   When you thought Ron and Harry were sexy in the third Harry Potter movie
   When you would wait for a new Harry Potter book/movie to be released
   These lyrics "We're going down down spinning around, sugar we're going down swingin"
   When boot cut jeans, pink streaks in your hair and crop tops were cute
   When you admired Hilary Duff
   When you went to see monsters inc and finding nemo in theatres
   When Ciara was still around
   When you wanted so badly to find out the ending of Kim Possible
   When you wondered if Phil ever goes back to the future
   When Youtube didn't have annoying ads or Vevo and copyright
   When Myspace was the S/!t
   When Witty was a place for venting, not for fangirling
   When Nickolodean's theme was "nick nick nick nick NICK OH LOAD DE AN!"
   When they still aired the rugrats
   When spongebob had amazing quotes "THE MAGIC CONCH" "the best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time"
   When playing on the computer mean't opening up paint
   yeah... our childhood/teen years were memorable.
   
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6. Dammitlala
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2012 12:01am UTC
   The seven stages of Ron Weasley:
   Ron Weasley and the year I complained about having brothers
   Ron Weasley and the year I complained about spiders
   Ron Weasley and the year I complained about Hermione's cat
   Ron Wealsey and the year I complained about being poor
   Ron Weasley and the year I complained about making the quidditch team
   Ron Weasley and the year I complained about my obsessive girlfriend
   Ron Weasley and the year I complained about Horcrux hunting (But on the bright side I kissed Hermione!)
   
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7. Dammitlala
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2012 11:53pm UTC
   the seven stages of Hermione Granger
   Hermione Granger and the year I went to the library
   Hermione Granger and the year I went to the library and almost died
   Hermione Granger and the year I went to the library
   Hermione Granger and the year Viktor Krum stalked me at the library
   Hermione Granger and the year I went to the library
   Hermione Granger and the year I went to the library
   Hermione Granger and the year brought the library with me (oh and I kissed a ginger too!)
   
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8. Dammitlala
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2012 11:46pm UTC
   the seven stages of Fred and George Weasley:
   Fred and George and the year we met Harry Potter
   Fred and George and the year Ginny opened the Chamber of Secrets
   Fred and George and the year we passed the Marauder's legacy
   Fred and George and the year he turned in to old men
   Fred and George and the year we f***ed up Umbridge's plans
   Fred and George and the year we opened up a kick @$$ joke shop
   Fred and George and the year "we" became "I"
   Making a series (: Potterheads unite!
   
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9. Dammitlala
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2012 1:17am UTC
   l enjoy long, late night, romantic walks...
   to the fridge...
   
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10. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    spongebob quote #2
    ESCALATORS
    ESCALATORS
    ESCALATORS
    ESCALATORS
    ESCALATORS!
    EELS!
    ♥
    
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11. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 1:08am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 1:49am UTC
    I dont care how many faves this gets im just REALLY counting on my witty sisters to please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me win this page's admin contest, i really love harry potter and I don't want to lose so please vote for "That damn gryffindor girl" as the best trial admin if you did this i am honestly forever grateful seriously i love you! ♥
    http://www.facebook.com/PottersDontCry?ref=hl
    
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13. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Things get instantly awkward when...
    Your male relative that lives in your house catches you only wearing a bra and underwear ._.
    
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14. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 1:30am UTC
    You only live once
    but if you do it right
    once is enough.
    ♥
    nmf
    
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15. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    All relationships have their ups and downs,
    The up's make you happy
    And the down's make you closer
    ♥
    
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16. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 3:14am UTC
    My mom: Sweetie you dropped your sock
    *hands single sock*
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: *takes sock*
    Mom:
    Me: Master has given Dobby a sock... Dobby is... FREE!!!!!
    
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17. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Liam Payne moves
    in with his
    girlfriend?
    False, I do not see him at my house...
    nfm Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013
    
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18. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    Fave and I'll
    Write a name that sounds good with yours.
    I promise I'll do them all
    Admit it, you fav this because you want to hear your crushes name
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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19. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Hagrid: hey I just met you...
    Harry: ...
    Hagrid: and this is crazy!
    Hagrid: here's your birthday cake
    Harry: ....
    Hagrid: and "Yer a wizard Harry"
    
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20. Dammitlala
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    dumbledore: hey I never met you...
    petunia: ...
    dumbledore: and this is crazy!
    dumbledore: but your sister died
    petunia: ....
    dumbledore: so here's her baby!
    petunia: ....
    
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