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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 7:51pm UTC

John Blunk: Saved his Girlfriend by throwing himself on top of
her using his body as a shield
Alex Teves: Pushed his Girlfriend to the floor and was struck by
a bullet in the process
Matt McQuinn: Dove on top of his Girlfriend as soon as the
shooting began.
Note: They sacrificed their lives to
have their Girlfriend to live. They inspired me so much from the
Colorado Shooting. They are definitely the Heroes of Colorado Shooting
They gave me a lots of Hope.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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springerspaniel1
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 11:57am UTC

just think:
one day, we will all be married and have a big happy family and we will all forget about witty. I say we all come back on on July 15, 2025 and we will see how everyones doing! who's with me?! this would be so cool

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Hotchocolate
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Katniss has a choice of Gale or Peeta.
Hermione has a choice of Harry or Ron.
Bella has a choice of Jacob or Edward.
And then there's me who has the choice of....
....yeah...FOREVER ALONE.

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AlNicholas
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July 17, 2012 3:51pm UTC

"Witty isn't a place for "facts" about One Direction and stuff.
It's about us Wittians and our feelings and the things we are going through"
-Steve

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:43am UTC

My cousins go to a very stirct private school. It turns out there are two boys that are in love. The principal found out and said if they didn't stop dating, they'd be kicked out.
The whole school signed a petition to let them date♥

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zubair
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 3:32pm UTC

♥ Maybe Raindrops Are The
bravest thing created by God.Want to know why ?
It is because .....they are Never afraid of falling....

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years."
I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."

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BlackButterflies
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July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC

A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"
I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

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andreapicii
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
Tumblr

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 4:39pm UTC

A dying grandma tells her grandchild,"I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."

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neversaynever16
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July 19, 2012 6:49pm UTC

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I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 6:18pm UTC

While watching titanic,
i always start crying at that scene where the mom is tucking her
two kids in bed, and the old couple are hugging each other to sleep.
not at jack and rose.

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SavannahIsACookie
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 10:30am UTC

I don't want a relationship where people say,
'They look so cute together.'
I want one where they say,
'Look how happy they are together.'
<3

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DANCEiTUP13
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Summer to do list:
-Build a rocket
-Fight a mummy
-Climbing the Eiffel Tower
-Discover something that doesn't exist
-Give a monkey a shower
-Surf tidal waves
-Creat nanobots
-Locate Frankenstein's brain
-Find a dodo bird
-Paint a continent
-Drive your sister insane

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savannah*
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 11:49am UTC

Me: I'm going to die alone with 80 cats.
My Brother: Aren't you allergic to cats?
My Mom: Damn, you really are gonna die alone.
Thank God for supportive family members.

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paigiegurl
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 11:59pm UTC

I skipped the part of puberty where you get really attractive.

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PerfectlyUnperfectGirl
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July 11, 2012 8:58am UTC

I'm going to the hospital today because I have a brain tumor. I'm going to have brain surgury. The doctor said that I might not make it out alive, because the tumor has been spread over a big part of my brain.
If I don't make it out, my friend Jennifer will make a quote saying that I didn't.
Bye, beautiful Wittians.
Wish me luck.
-J

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Spongebob #3
Spongebob: Hey patrick, what am I?
Patrick: uhhhh stupid?
Spongebob: No I'm Texas
Patrick:...what's the difference?
Follow me I follow back @TVQuotes

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