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TVQuotes
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July 10, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Drake and Josh #4
Crazy Steve: You know Thorton, I still haven't received my invitation.
Thorton: I don't even know you.
Crazy Steve: YOUR LOSS!
follow me, I'll follow back @TVQuotes

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伤*
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July 11, 2012 11:33am UTC

Niall: Hi i'm niall
harry: Hey i'm harry
Zayn: I'm zayn
Liam: I'm liam
Louis: and i'm jennifer
format credit to OneDirection

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memall7
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July 10, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Dear Microsoft Word,
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name correctly

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queen*
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July 10, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Dear boys,
It will take a lot more than a quote saying "You are beautiful" to convince us that we actually are beautiful
Sincerely, girls who are very insecure

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yourcool
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July 9, 2012 9:28pm UTC

I like birthdays,
but I'm pretty sure too many can kill a person.

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AzraelEsdras
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July 6, 2012 9:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BriBri27
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July 6, 2012 5:14pm UTC

you see that heart? yeah I'd click it snd you'll get a suprise on your profile later

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newportsprincess
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July 7, 2012 9:21am UTC

Somewhere along the way,
,
I started to become less of me and more of what you wanted me to be.

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sKypRaNcEr
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July 2, 2012 5:23pm UTC

If you imagine how bad the 'New Disney' is, imagine in ten years when that is the 'Old Disney'.
HORROR!!!

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neversaynever16
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July 2, 2012 4:33pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENTwhen you're about to study and your laptop walks in with no bra and panties on and seduces youformat by neversaynever16

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haveaheart00
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July 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

Mom: Oh let's watch Annie!
Sister: What's it about?
Mom: An orphan girl who gets adopted by a billionaire
Sister: Is her name Annie?
Me: No, her name is Jill.
Sister: Really?

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neversaynever16
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July 2, 2012 5:23pm UTC

** Glass breaks ** Girl: Babe, I think someone is downstairs... Boy: Don't worry, I'll take care of this * Grabs Toilet Brush * Girl: What's with the toilet brush?What you going to do? Scrub them to death... Boy: Would you want to be touched with this? format by neversaynever16

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Fake_a_smile
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July 2, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Yes, I have friends who are bisexual.
When they first told me, I said something along the lines of
“Please explain to me how that changes anything”
Because really, who am I to judge my own friends?

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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 2, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Hey, can you grab some tampons and bring them home? My period hit today.
Oh crap that was for my mom!
I just picked up some tampons, candy, and I'm at the movie store. What movie do you want?
I love you <3 (:
I honestly love him.

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Lukas_has_a_new_Witty
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July 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

And today, my mom's boyfreind asked me for permission to ask my mom to marry him < 3

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Steve
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June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC

You die twice.
Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC

We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
Lets turn it TEAL to show
Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

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cassidyranae17
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June 22, 2012 2:36pm UTC

HOW I SEE ONE INCH:
_______
HOW MY HAIR DRESSER SEES ONE INCH:
__________________

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OneDirectionQuotes
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June 22, 2012 5:19pm UTC

"When Eleanor and I are having an argument,
I let her win. Seeing her smile feels
Like winning too."
-Louis Tomlinson

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Fake_a_smile
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June 22, 2012 6:06pm UTC

If you don't miss FramingMatthew,
You don't miss 'the old Witty'

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