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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Laura001
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April 26, 2012 3:30pm UTC

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell?
Little girl: Then you ask him.
nmf / Format by Sandrasaurus

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maddo143
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April 18, 2012 9:11pm UTC

I really hate today's society.
When I was little, I said I was never going
to swear. I told myself that I would never
be like the older girls on my bus, or be mean
to anyone. But the person I said that I would never be, is exactly what I became. Everyone around me is turning into someone they said that they'd never become. It's hard to live in a society like this. It's hard to swim in a world so shallow.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BeWithMeForever
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Joe
he first person to comment is gay!
11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Joe *The
10 minutes ago · Like Comment
fav if you get it
nmf.

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teenager_posts
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February 11, 2012 3:49pm UTC

TeenagerPost#140
Taking my bra off at the end of a super long day is quite possibly one of the best feeling ever.
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
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February 10, 2012 4:47pm UTC

TeenagerPost#125
If he only wants your breats, legs and thighs, send him to KFC.
nmf.nmq.

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brett_landon
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February 10, 2012 3:57pm UTC

P.S I LOVE YOU
stand up to suicide.
but extreme pain

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LookAtMeNow01
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 4:06pm UTC

TEXTS #90
Boy #1: Hey wanna come over?
Boy #2: Sorry man, I got grounded
so I can't.
Boy #1: What'd you do?
Boy #2: I got in a fight with my mom and she said "Son of a b*tch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM!"

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mmeeker713
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January 22, 2012 2:04am UTC

Roses are red
Facebook is blue
you look hot, so ill add you
quote by taytayx311

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 12:48am UTC

*cough cough* hoe
" Excuse me? ""Oh i just had something stuck in my throat.You should know how that feels. "

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 11:57am UTC

i am nobody.
nobody is perfect.
T h e r e f o r e , I a m p e r f e c t .
nmq:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

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hannahlovesxox
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January 22, 2012 10:55am UTC

hannahlovesxox fade
Advice for young girls,
1.) Don't let disney screw you over, there are no princes.
2.) Your first kiss will come when its time, stop stressing.
3.) Take pictures of everything.
4.) Your friends now, aren't forever. niether are your friends next year.
5.) Never stop making art. never.
6.) Don't take relationships now to seriously, okay?
7.) 7th grade sucks for everyone.
8.) Dont stress about being "pretty" or "boy material" just be you.
9.) No one is completely confident.
10.) i promise in a few years you'll laugh because its all true.

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RockyTheRaccoon
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Guy I like:
Cool
Guy I don't like:
Good morning beautiful, how'd you sleep? :)

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Ninjasaursgorawr
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 5:14pm UTC

There's this guy I know
who looks just like Eric Forman, acts like Eric Forman, and is practically ERIC FORMAN from That 70s Show.
I think I'm in love with him.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
This scares me.
We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
We give advice when there's no where else to go.
We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
Witty has saved friendships.
Witty has saved relationships.
Witty has saved pride.
Witty has saved lives.
Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
We are a family.
I would never sacrifice these things for
a curse word.
This is a petition.
Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
Keep this in your favs for Witty.

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irishkell96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
Something must have happened last Friday night.
Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
nmf/nmq

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 1:55am UTC

Guys, I think I might be pregnant
I haven't had my period since last year.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 3:23pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
DON'T
GIVE A
F*CK.

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