TEXTS #92 Girl: Hey who is this? Boy: Uhhh why? Girl: Because someone changed the names in my phone to really stupid and lame names. Boy: Oh cool :) What's mine? Girl: Gilbert.. BAHAHAHAHA Boy: That is my real name.....
TEXTS #90 Boy #1: Hey wanna come over? Boy #2: Sorry man, I got grounded so I can't. Boy #1: What'd you do? Boy #2: I got in a fight with my mom and she said "Son of a b*tch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM!"
TEXTS #89 Girl: How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!! Dad: What's this about? Girl: Oh sorry dad,that was meant to be for Jim. Dad: Oh. Girl: Yeahhh... Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?
TEXTS #88 Boy: Hey babe ;) Girl: Justin, I'm lesbian. Boy: What?! Why didn't you tell me before?? Girl: Because I just found out yesterday I slept with a girl. Boy: Wait..you slept with me last night!!! Girl: Exactly.
TEXTS #86 Boy #1: Dude come to the apartment right now, the hamster just died. Boy #2: HAHAHAHA LOL autocorrect is a b*tch,right? xD Boy #1: ..... Boy #2: Please tell me it was autocorrect... Boy #1: Sorry man. Boy #2: NOOOOO MR. PUFFY!!!!!
TEXTS #85 Boy: You're coming to my wedding. Girl: You already know who you're marrying? Boy: Yeah, she's gorgeous. Girl: Oh, I bet! Boy: She's perfect. She just makes my life Girl: Cool Boy: So I have a question... Girl: ?... Boy: Will you marry me?
TEXTS #78 Boy: Can I have you? Girl: By have you mean...? Boy: Let you be my everything. Care for you, watch over you, make you happy, and always be there for you. I want to be yours and for you to be mine. <3
TEXTS #77 Girl: Life's like a bowl of soup, you'll only get blown if you're hot. Boy: Looks like I'll get blown a lot. Girl: The only blowing in your life will be blowing up balloons as a clown for a living.