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LookAtMeNow01

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Member Since: 8 Jun 2011 04:56pm

Last Seen: 15 Dec 2013 07:35pm

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  1. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    TEXTS #92
    Girl: Hey who is this?
    Boy: Uhhh why?
    Girl: Because someone changed the names in my phone to really stupid
    and lame names.
    Boy: Oh cool :) What's mine?
    Girl: Gilbert.. BAHAHAHAHA
    Boy: That is my real name.....

  2. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    TEXTS #91
    Boy: What would you do if
    I got you in my bed? ;)
    Girl: Is it comfortable? ;)
    Boy: Yes ;)
    Girl: I'd go to sleep.
    Boy: ....

  3. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    TEXTS #90
    Boy #1: Hey wanna come over?
    Boy #2: Sorry man, I got grounded
    so I can't.
    Boy #1: What'd you do?
    Boy #2: I got in a fight with my mom and she said "Son of a b*tch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM!"

  4. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    TEXTS #89
    Girl: How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
    Dad: What's this about?
    Girl: Oh sorry dad,that was
    meant to be for Jim.
    Dad: Oh.
    Girl: Yeahhh...
    Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

  5. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    TEXTS #88
    Boy: Hey babe ;)
    Girl: Justin, I'm lesbian.
    Boy: What?! Why didn't you tell me before??
    Girl: Because I just found out yesterday I slept with a girl.
    Boy: Wait..you slept with me last night!!!
    Girl: Exactly.

  6. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    TEXTS #87
    Boy: You know what I want? :o
    Girl: What's that?
    Boy: You.
    Girl: Aww! You know what I want? :)
    Boy: What?
    Girl: Some ice cream.

  7. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    TEXTS #86
    Boy #1: Dude come to the apartment right now, the hamster just died.
    Boy #2: HAHAHAHA LOL autocorrect is a b*tch,right? xD
    Boy #1: .....
    Boy #2: Please tell me it was autocorrect...
    Boy #1: Sorry man.
    Boy #2: NOOOOO MR. PUFFY!!!!!

  8. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    TEXTS #85
    Boy: You're coming to my wedding.
    Girl: You already know who you're marrying?
    Boy: Yeah, she's gorgeous.
    Girl: Oh, I bet!
    Boy: She's perfect. She just makes my life
    Girl: Cool
    Boy: So I have a question...
    Girl: ?...
    Boy: Will you marry me?

  9. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    TEXTS #84
    Girl: What's the first thing you notice when you look at other girls?
    Boy: They aren't you.
    <3

  10. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    TEXTS #83
    Daughter: I hate my job!
    Mom: You know, there's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

  11. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 12:46am UTC
    TEXTS #82
    Girl: Your teeth remind me of a song
    Boy: What song? :)
    Girl: Black and yellow

  12. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    TEXTS #81
    Daughter: What did the doctor say?
    Dad: Not supposed to lift anything heavy, so I have to start sitting down when I pee.

  13. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    TEXTS #80
    Girl: Hi.
    &Hey.
    Boy: Why'd you say hi twice?
    Girl: Because I would've felt rude if I didn't say hi to both of your faces...

  14. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    TEXTS #79
    Boy: Hey baby, it's our anniversary today. I'll be looking forward to the second, third, so on and forth anniversaries, till the day I put a ring on your finger. I'll always love you.

  15. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    TEXTS #78
    Boy: Can I have you?
    Girl: By have you mean...?
    Boy: Let you be my everything.
    Care for you, watch over you,
    make you happy, and always be there for you. I want to be yours
    and for you to be mine.
    <3

  16. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 3:11am UTC
    TEXTS #77
    Girl: Life's like a bowl of soup, you'll only get blown if you're hot.
    Boy: Looks like I'll get blown a lot.
    Girl: The only blowing in your life will be blowing up balloons as
    a clown for a living.

  17. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:40am UTC
    TEXTS #76
    Boy: Hey!
    Girl: You're talking to me?
    Sorry, I forgot I exist to you.

  18. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:36am UTC
    TEXTS #75
    Girl: If you could put your life into one word, what word would that be?
    Boy: You.
    <3

  19. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:32am UTC
    TEXTS #74
    Boy: You're crazy! You know that?
    Girl: Hahaha, well I did date you
    so you're probably right.

  20. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:26am UTC
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