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TEXTS #90
 
Boy #1: Hey wanna come over?
Boy #2: Sorry man, I got grounded
so I can't.

Boy #1: What'd you do?
Boy #2: I got in a fight with my mom and she said "Son of a b*tch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM!" 
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TEXTS #90 Boy #1: Hey wanna come over? Boy #2: Sorry man, I got