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  1. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:20am UTC
    TEXTS #72
    Girl: Ugh, I never won.
    Boy: You always win.
    Girl: Name one thing i've won.
    Boy: My heart.
    <3

  2. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    TEXTS #71
    Girl: I used to like you a lot.
    BoyL: Used to? What changed?
    Girl: You did.

  3. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    TEXTS #70
    Before:
    Girlfriend: Baby I love you so much! I'm so glad to have you :)! I'll never leave you. I'll always love you. Always and forever. <3 <3 <3
    Boyfriend: Aw baby I love you more :) I'll never leave you ever. I'll never forget you. I love you <3
    After:
    Ex boyfriend: Hey it's been awhile...
    how have you been?
    Ex girlfriend: Yeah i've been good,
    how about you?...

  4. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    TEXTS #69
    Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick?
    Boyfriend: Sure babe (:
    Girlfriend: POOF. You're single.

  5. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    TEXTS #68
    Girl: Truth or dare?
    Boy: Truth!
    Girl: Alright...have you ever
    cheated on me?
    Boy: I meant "dare!"
    Girl: ...I dare you to answer the question...

  6. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    TEXTS #67
    Guy: Why did we stop talking?
    Girl: Because you changed.
    Guy: You're the one that walked away...
    Girl: And you're the one that
    didn't stop me.
    </3

  7. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 12:54am UTC
    TEXTS #66
    Guy: Can you listen to me?
    Girl: What?
    Guy: I like you ok? And I feel there's something missing in my hart.
    Girl: I think it's an E.

  8. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 12:31am UTC
    TEXTS #65
    Daughter: What do you wanna
    do this weekend?
    Mom: Make elaborate Hogwarts rejection letters. Put in mailboxes
    of my enemies.

  9. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:04am UTC
    TEXTS #64
    Dad: Why you get B?
    You not B-sian, you A-sian.

  10. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    TEXTS #63
    Mom: STOP sending me Farmville invites!
    Daughter: Why? It's so much fun!
    Mom: I will kill your sheep
    and make them into UGGS. stop

  11. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    TEXTS #62
    Son: I'm hungry!
    Dad: Tell your mother.
    Son: She's not in the kitchen.
    Dad: She's WHAT???

  12. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    TEXTS #61
    Mom: Have you heard that Bruno Mars song talking about grenades?
    Daughter: Yeah, why you ask?
    Mom: Someone needs to tell Bruno she's not worth it. If someone is throwing grenades at this girl, she's obviously involved with some
    messed up people.

  13. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    TEXTS #60
    Daughter: I really want to go to Stacy's party.
    Dad: I really want to buy four pigs. Paint 1,2,3, and 5 on each pig.
    Let them loose in the mall, and
    watch security try to find number 4.

  14. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:16pm UTC
    TEXTS #59
    Dad: I just saw a guy fall off his bike.
    He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. I made sure to make
    direct eye contact.

  15. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    TEXTS #58
    Daughter: Did mom have a c-section
    with me?
    Dad: Yep that's right. You weren't born.
    You were surgically removed...like a tumor.

  16. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 11:59am UTC
    TEXTS #57
    Daughter: I hate it here! It's so cold!
    Dad: I love this cold weather!
    Daughter: What is wrong with you?
    Dad: Cold weather makes me feel
    like a dragon when I breathe.

  17. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    TEXTS #56
    Dad: Son, I know you can't find a girl so i'm gonna offer you some advice...
    dump a bucket of glitter on yourself
    and walk into the sunlight.
    They will come running!

  18. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 5:38pm UTC
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  19. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    TEXTS #54
    Son: I need a new phone.
    Mom: I just got you a new phone.
    Son: I accidentally broke it.
    Mom: Do you think i'm just made of money?
    Son: Isn't that what M.O.M stands for?

  20. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 1:39am UTC
    TEXTS #53
    Mom: Putting a pretty shirt over your muffin top, does not make you a cupcake.

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