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Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.

Something must have happened last Friday night.
Maybe he wanted some other California girl.

Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!

That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.



nmf/nmq

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Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!

2623 faves · 35 comments · Jan 1, 2012 4:50pm

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emsgirlie38 · 1 decade ago
i love this quote(:
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MCDJ · 1 decade ago
Guess there wasnt fireworks and he wasnt her teenage dream....
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miki2010 · 1 decade ago
thats funny.:)

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irishkell96 · 1 decade ago
haha nice one :)
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pupluver107 · 1 decade ago
must be hot ant cold between them two.
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ellie555 · 1 decade ago
I legit starting laughing in the middle of class while reading thins. lol

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dakotashine · 1 decade ago
2012 favsss
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irishkell96 · 1 decade ago
haha i love that one!!
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sam* · 1 decade ago
Oh well for her "teenage dream"
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irishkell96 · 1 decade ago
ik i totally forgot about fireworks which is like the most obvious one!! :(
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brokenbones · 1 decade ago
omg!! thats exactly what my friends and i were saying.. only you should add "guess there were no more fireworks"
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irishkell96 · 1 decade ago
haha nice :)
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justtypical · 1 decade ago
lol i made a ton of jokes like this when i found out and my family got really annoyed with me... but i was cracking myself up X)
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irishkell96 · 1 decade ago
thanks to everyone who faved this :)
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dolphinz00 · 1 decade ago
lmfao
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InYourWildestDreams · 1 decade ago
lmaooooo :D
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justawittygirl2 · 1 decade ago
maybabytumbler anyone?
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GleeLover · 1 decade ago
i love this quote ♥
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irishkell96 · 1 decade ago
ik my dad told me and i got pretty upset :(
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dancergrl101 · 1 decade ago
I read the news on the plane and I was like "WHAT??? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!"

my mom got . who else thinks they were a match made in heaven?
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