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  1. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:58am UTC
    Hey my followers! I Don't Use This Account Anymore But Still Want To Follow Me? Follow Rhyburgie2

  2. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:29am UTC
    Giving Your Friend The....
    Are You On Drugs?
    When She Does Something Stupid

  4. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:12am UTC
    Him: I love You more than anything in the world.
    Next Week...
    Him: Im Breaking Up With You....... Im sorry
    Feels Like Im Being Shot In The Heart 1000 Times
    format by jimmy365

  5. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:09am UTC
    Whenever someone says "Forever Alone" I get mad.
    You're in high school, probably middle school. No reason to freak out because you can't find a boyfriend right now. There is plenty of tme to get married and find your true love. Just because you can't get a boyfriend now doesn't mean you will be "forever alone with 73 cats".
    You are a beautiful and
    will be loved.

  6. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:05am UTC
    Oh Crap She Put Caps Lock On
    Shes Mad Now

  7. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 8:58am UTC
    Me Talking To Dog: Bring Me The Toy!
    Dog: Hang on, let me kick its @ss first.

  8. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Im so mad at you I can't even talk to you out loud
    I have to text you to tell you why
    Thats How Mad I am!

  9. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    I feel like my heart is being torn out.

  10. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Last Time I Checked
    when the teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grow up you said you wanted to be a doctor,
    not the school s!ut.

  11. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    I would love to do this to some random person!
    Them: Uhm, why are you poking me?
    Me: Im trying to find your mute button.
    Them: I don't have one....

  12. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 11:41am UTC
    I'm Still in love with you, but trying to get over it
    ( hold your cursor over this quote)
    h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t

  13. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 11:39am UTC
    100 Truths
    Rules: Don't be a party-pooper. Once you see this, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. ERASE MY ANSWERS and enter your own.
    1. Real Name : Rhiannon
    2. Nickname: Munchkin, Little Bit, Shorty, Ginger Wh*re
    3. Favorite color: Yellow/Blue
    4. Male or female: Female
    5. Elementary School: LYS
    6. Middle School: LYS
    7. High School: LYS
    8. College: Longhorns
    9. Hair Color: Red
    10. Tall or Short: Short
    11. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans to school, sweats at home
    12. Phone or Camera: Phone
    13. Health freak: i dont know
    14. Orange or Apple: Orange
    15. Do you have a crush on someone: Kind of...yeah
    16. Eat or Drink: Eat
    17. Piercings: Ear and cartilage thing, soon belly button
    18. Pepsi or Coke: Coke
    19. Been in an airplane: Nope
    20. Been in a boat: Yup
    21. Been in a car accident: Nope
    22. Been in a fist fight: Kind of (brother)
    23. First piercing: Ears
    24. Longest Friend: Tom
    25. First award: Soccer or something
    26. First crush: Tom (not anymore)
    29. Last person you texted: Savannah
    30. Last person you talked to: Daddy
    31. Last person you watched a movie with: Ross & Danielle
    32. Last food you ate: Nutella Toast
    33. Last movie you watched: Contagion
    34. Last song you listened to: Marianas Trench-Decided To Break it
    35. Last thing you bought: Dog toy
    37. Food: Spaghetti
    38. Drink: Orange Soda
    39. Hate: Devil, Mean people at school, barking dogs.....to many things
    40. Flower: Daisy
    41. Animal: Elephants <3 and Goats <3
    43. Movie: Too many
    44. Subject: Social Studies
    (Put an x in the brackets if yes)
    45. [X] fallen in love with someone.
    46. [x] celebrated Halloween.
    47. [X] had your heart broken.
    48. [] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone.
    49. [x] had someone like you
    51. [] got pregnant.
    52. [] had an abortion.
    53. [x] did something I regret.
    54. [x] broke a promise.
    55. [x] hid a secret.
    56. [x] pretended to be happy.
    57. [x] met someone who changed your life.
    58. [x] pretended to be sick.
    59. [] left the country
    60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.
    61. [x] cried over the silliest things.
    62. [x] ran a mile.
    63. [] went to the beach with your best friend.
    64. [x] got into an argument with your friends.
    65. [x] disliked someone.
    66. [x] stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
    67. Eating: Nothing
    68. Drinking: Nothing
    69. Listening: Marianas Trench
    70. Sitting/Laying: Sitting
    71. Plans for today: Go in the snow, text
    73. Want kids: Very much!
    74. Want to get married: Very much!
    75. Career: Teacher, Chef
    76. Lips or eyes: Eyes
    77. Shorter or Taller: Shorter cuz im short
    78. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic
    81. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
    82. Looks or personality: Personality and a lil looks
    83. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope
    84. Snuck out of a house: I wish
    85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: No
    86. Killed somebody: What kind of a question is this? NO!
    87. Broken someone's heart: No
    88. Been in love: Yes :'(
    89. Cried when someone died: Yes what am I supposed to do? scream YES FINALLY?!
    90. Yourself: Sometimes
    91. Miracles: Very much
    92. Love at first sight: No
    93. God: Hes my life
    94. Santa Clause: Not anymore
    95. Aliens: No
    96. Ghosts: Somewhat
    97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes my Grandma who is getting better from her sickness
    98. Do you know who your real friends are: Sometimes
    99. Do you believe in God: Very much
    100. The End? This took longer than I wanted...

  14. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Nutrition Facts
    Watching Scary Movies
    This Contains Thrill Seakers
    People That Fear Nothing
    % Variety *
    Screaming: 10%
    Hiding Behind Pillow/ Stuffed Animal: 25%
    Trying to hide fear: 7%
    Thinking "I told you not to go in the room": 28%
    Clenching Teeth: 2%
    Hugging Friends: 3%
    Trying to Sleep At Night: 20%
    *Precents may vary
    Ingredients: Sitting in a dark room in the middle of the night. Watching movies where paranormal attacks humans and scares many people. If you get scared easily do not watch these movies. Keep away from children under age 9. Do not watch them alone. You could also get nightmares from these.

  15. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Them: Stop Stairing At Us, God
    Me: Stop Being So Annoying, God

  16. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    My Ex-Best Friend
    I have no friends, where did my life go?
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Maybe thats because you stab so many people in the back!
    26 minutes ago · Like 18 people like this

  17. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    You Have More Armpit Hair
    Then My Dog Has Hair

  18. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Nutrition Facts
    Plucking Eyebrows
    Users of Tweezers
    And Hairy Eyebrows
    % Variety *
    Pain: 40%
    Eyes Watering: 5%
    Closing Eyes In Pain: 15%
    Complaining To The Person Plucking: 3%
    Saying OW!: 7%
    Trying To Endure The Pain: 10%
    Clenching Teeth: 8%
    Checking How Red Forehead Is When Done: 12%
    *Precents may vary
    Ingredients: Hair, stuck to the skin being yanked out to where the person is in dyer pain and feels like there face might just fall off. If you don't like pain, eye plucking is not for you.

  19. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    When Do I Get My
    Cinderella Story?

  20. RhyBurgie RhyBurgie
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    My Mom Started dating my Dad at 16. My Dad's Annitials are PJ, so whenever she opens a new container of peanut butter she draws PJ in the peanut butter. Still after 27 years of marriage she does this.
    Fave If You Think This Is Adorable


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