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jtcozzy

Status: You play games? B!tch I make rules! (;

Member Since: 10 Aug 2011 07:18pm

Last Seen: 6 Oct 2013 11:50am

Location: Chicago.

Gender: M

user id: 206249

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Johnny. 18. Chicago. Straight. I like food more than I like people. I'm conceded as f*ck and the biggest hyporit you'll meet. I have an unhealthy addiction to Sour patch Kids. Get to know me, you won't regret it.Add me on Facebook? facebook.com.papercutscanbleed (:

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 11:36pm UTC

In a relationship I get scared that:
- If you see me all the time, you'll get sick of me
- If you talk to me all the time, we'll run out of things to say
- If we do the same things all the time, you'll get bored of us
- If I'm too nice to you, you'll take advantage of me
- If I'm too mean to you, you'll drift away from me
- If someone else gets your attention, you'll ignore me
- If you meet somebody new, you'll leave me.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 6:23pm UTC

My little sister asked
"what's the point of school?"
i said "to learn about math".
She then asked "what's the point of math?"
I replied " to learn about life".

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 7:54pm UTC

If you’re gonna try and be slick about liking someone else when you have a gf/bf, first of all don’t. Being confused is one thing but it hits a point where you're sure as hell and it's mad fu**ing shady. And you think you’re being slick but everyone sees you. Man up and do what you need to do whether it means breaking up with ya bf/gf or realizing you have a good thing and appreciating it, cuz it will blow the f**k up in your face and as sh**ty as its gonna feel, its gonna be the well deserved.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 9:24pm UTC

I got 99 tampons,
but a b***h ate one.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 9:11am UTC

who the heck said i have no feelings?
I feel hungry every hour.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 9:01am UTC

Dear sister,
Please continue singing in the shower, you're a hit on Youtube
Sincerely, brother.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 2:30pm UTC

I love how people say
" Oh 2013, New Year; New Me! "
Like you don't have to wait for a new year
to change your actions.
Excuses for arrogance is arrogant.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Your ex-boy wanna flirt?
Well he gon' get himself hurt.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 10:40am UTC

Dear blondes
that get mad at dumb blonde joke,
People joke that Latinos steal cars,
Australians ride kangaroos,
Indians work at 7-11 ,
Muslims are terrorists,
Chinese people can't drive,
Black people are gangsters,
and White guys cant dance.
Get over it.
Sincerely, Ginger with no soul.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 12:09pm UTC

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Me? Jealous?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaHaHAHAHAH
Yes

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 12:30pm UTC

:
my Anxieties
have anxieties

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 2:39pm UTC

I'm in my bed.
You're in yours.
One of us in OBVIOUSLY in the wrong place. (;