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  1. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:30pm UTC
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  2. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    K
    Look, its Kristen Stewart.

  3. aviva41133 aviva41133
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Plot twist: Taylor Swift's love songs are really about a sandwich...

  4. jamieiscool224 jamieiscool224
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Your a girl..
    Your a brown haired girl..
    Your a girl that everyone goes to..
    Your a girl who has feelings..
    Your a girl, who's waiting for that special someone.. <3
    Your a girl that isn't perfect.. 10/10
    Your a girl that's beautiul, but think's your ugly..
    Your a girl who think's you will be Forever alone..
    Your a girl who has a wonderful family..
    Your a girl.... with everything you need..
    Favourite if this describes you..... <3

  5. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Potato.

  6. Nicki4Lyfe Nicki4Lyfe
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    I dare you to..
    Try to say 'Hmm' for seven seconds while holding you nose.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Jaymay Jaymay
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Because Of Faith
    A One Direction FanFic
    Chapter 25
    I woke up on a warm icepack, my face still slightly stinging. I opened my eyes slightly and saw that I was no longer on Louis lap. I looked around around and saw Harry sitting at the kitchen table, rubbing his temples. Louis then came into view and started yelling.
    "I know you were wasted Harry put you hit a 15 year old! And shes your girlfriend! You should see her face!"
    He said, as Harry put his face in his hands.
    "Okay Louis thats enough."
    Liam said as he told Louis to go take a walk. I sat up and quietly walked to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to see me. I washed my face and then looked in the mirror. The right side of my face was all black and blue, and my right eye was also swollen and slightly burised. My lip had a small cut on it and sit had some dry blood, which I wiped off. I garbbed a face cloth and wet it with cold water before walking out of the bathroom and into the kitchen. I had to face Harry sometime, so it might as well be now.
    "Good morning sweatheart."
    Liam said, trying to lighten the mood. I smiled which everyone new was fake. I grabbed a glass of milk and sat down diagonal from Harry who looked up at me, his face red from crying.
    "Julia I..."
    He started when Louis sat down next to me.
    "Im so sorry."
    He said starting to cry again, which made my cry too.
    "Well its not okay."
    Louis said for me. Harry kept his eyes on me as a few tears streamed down my face. I felt bad that Harry felt this way because of course I still loved him, but this was not okay. I looked away from Harry once our eyes met and took a sip of my drink.
    "Julia I know you don't want us to see it but you need to take the cloth off your face and let the air get at the womb."
    Zayn said, walking over at sitting of the other side of me. I looked around and saw that Niall was in the kitchen too, obviously knowing what had happened. I looked at Harry and sighed. Taking the cloth off my face as everybody gasped. I looked over as Harry got up and stormed out of the room, with Liam following close behind. I got up to put my dish in the sink, not wanting any real food because I felt like crap.
    "Julia... im so sorry this happened."
    Niall said. pulling me in for a hig. I hugged him back and tried to tell him it wasnt his fault, but the words wouldn't come out. I was probably in some sort of trumatic shock state. I went over to the table and grabed a pen and paper and wrote to Niall.
    "Its not your fault but I forgive you and still love you<3"
    I wrote as he smiled and pulled me in for another hug. I walked into the living room as Liam and Harry were leaving the hotel room.
    "There going out for the day..."
    Zayn said as I looked over and saw him sitting on the couch. I took out the pen and paper and wrote
    "Dont worry... When I have to go out in public im telling everyone I was sleep walking and I sprinted into a wall."
    I handed Zayn the paper and he laughed a bit, showing the other boys who laughed as well.
    "Well thats believable."
    Zayn said refering to my clumsyness. I worte again
    "Nothing leaves this hotel room. I handed around the paper and held out my pinky as everyone pinky promised not to tell. I felt like a little kid but it needed to be done.
    For the rest of the day I managed to speak some words, and then full sentences, and then I was back to my old self. I had already decided that tommorrow morning I would talk to Harry. I couldn't do it today, I wasn't ready. By time I heard the door open it was already 9:00 and i was on the couch, about to fall asleep on Louis lap once again. I didn't bother to open my eyes but I heard Harry whisper
    "Im so sorry babe... please forgive me"
    As he walked into the bedroom. I heard Louis sigh as he rubbed my back a few times as I felt a tear stream down me face and I fell asleep.
    AUTHORS NOTE:
    Oh boy! Whats Julia going to say to Harry??
    Fave and Comment Please<3

  10. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    tomorrow (november second) is my birthday!!! can i get 14 likes for my 14th birthday?

  11. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Teacher: It moves in One Direction
    Me: *smiles*
    Me: *laughs like a lunatic*
    Me: *has spasm attack*
    Me: *dies and gets revived*
    Everyone: *looks at me*
    Me: *cough* You may continue.

  12. Jaymay Jaymay
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Because Of Faith
    A One Direction FanFic
    Chapter 24
    Part 2
    "Bring them in"
    Liam said as Zayn walked in, dragging Harry and NIall behind him. They were obviously drunk.
    "They uh... had a bit too much to drink."
    Zayn said.
    "Yeah I can tell."
    Louis said, sitting on the couch behind me.
    "Baaaaabbeeee!"
    Harry slurred, walking over to me. I took a step back.
    "Cooomeeee ooon Iiii miiissseeed yoouuuu."
    He said again, his voice slurring on his vowels. I took another step back but Harry grabbed my wrist.
    "Giiveee meee a kisss babyyyy"
    He said again, lifting my chin up. I looked away.
    "Stop it Harry."
    I said. Louis stood up and put his hand on Harry's sholder.
    "Come on mate..."
    Louis started but Harry interupted him.
    "Noooo Im not leaving until my girlfriend snogs me."
    He said, looking away from Louis and back at me.
    "Then we are going to be here awhile."
    I mummbled to myself.
    "What was that you little b'tch?"
    He yelled
    "nothing."
    I said quietly, I was scared now. Then I felt it, a cold hand slapped across my face and knocked me to the ground. Tears started to run down my face as Liam nealt down next to me
    "Julia are you okay?"
    He asked as I covered the right side of my face, looking up and seeing Louis and Zayn drag Harry into th bedroom, where Niall was, already passed out. I looked at Liam as he pulled me up onto my feet. I nodded my head no as more tears streamed down my face. He pulled me in for a soothing hug and stroked my hair.
    "Shhhhh its going to be okay."
    He said over and over again rocking me back and forth. He pulled me away and I saw Zayn and Louis standing behind him. They lead me over to the couch and sat me down.
    "Lets see the damage."
    Liam said, carefully pulling my hnd off of my burning face. They all gasped.
    "Oh My Gosh!"
    Louis screamed which scared me. I kept on crying.
    "Louis stay calm."
    Zayn said while Liam put an icepack to my face.
    "You want me to calm down?!?! Do you see what he did?! Look at what he did to my, OUR little girl!!"
    Louis screamed.
    He began to pace around the hotel room, Liam kept watch to make sure he didn't barge into the bedroom where Harry and Niall must have been asleep by now. My face was still burning and my eyes felt swollen, I wasnt sure if it was from the hit or from my crying. Louis finally calmed down and sat down next to me. he put a blanket on his lap and carefully garb the ice pack from me. He set it on his lap so I could lay down on it. I did as I was instructed and Liam put a blanket over me.
    "Shhhhh its okayy hun."
    Louis said, stroking my hair as Liam had. I couldn't believe what just happened but it did, and that night I drifted off to sleep, scared of what the morning would bring.
    AUTHORS NOTE:
    Bet you didn't see that coming! What will happen??
    Fave and Comment Please<3

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    when i'm president of america,
    you're all invited to the white house for movies and nutella.

  14. beachbabe7 beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Hurricane Katrina
    Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago

  15. Elephantss Elephantss
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    the last thing i want to do is hurt you,
    (but it's still on the list)
    nmf

  16. xomadilynxoo xomadilynxoo
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Mom: Can I see your witty?
    ME: WHAT WITTY ?!?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*

  17. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 9:36am UTC
    Corn is great.But popcorn is better.Maybe we should pop everything.
    Popbrocoli,
    popcarrot
    popwater melon
    Cookiedoughformats
    My quote,Do not steal

  18. italiangirl556 italiangirl556
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    If you were 18 who would you vote for?
    Like for Governor Mitt Romney, comment for President Barack Obama.
    Thanks, this is for a school report! I really needs as many people to partake in this!

  19. justanothergirl_ justanothergirl_
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    What is Love?
    C h a p t e r 10
    Aubree's Point of View
    Mason couldn't walk me home, I had no where to go. I couldn't tell him that, but it's not like I can make him stay here. "Um okay." I mumbled, and with that we began walking.
    I decided I'd better at least act like I was going somewhere, so I led him towards Aiden's house. When we reached the street, I slowed down a bit. "Thanks Mason!" I said, trying to smile. "We're not to your house yet." Mason said sternly. "I know, but it's just a little farther, you can save some time and go home." I said. "Yeah, it's just a little ways more, I think I can manage.." He replied.
    I sighed and gave in, walking down to Aiden's yard. There were no lights on, and it looked pretty silent. "Okay, thanks!" I said giving him a hug. He hugged me back tightly, making me feel protected. "Bye Bree. But I'm gonna make sure you get in okay." He told me.
    I pulled away and looked at the ground. "Um.. look Mason the truth is I can't go in there." He looked at me with a faint smile, as if he knew I had been lying the whole time. "I knew you couldn't" He said quietly. "Am I really that bad of a liar..?" I asked. He laughed quietly. "Well that, and the fact that you have a bag full of everything you own." "Oh yeah.." I whispered.
    "Bree what happened..?" Mason asked tentatively. "It's my boyfriend's house. Well exboyfriend now.. He used to be perfect, everything I ever wanted. But he... He's not anymore." I mumbled. "Aubree he never hurt you did he?" Mason asked. I looked up at him for a second before looking back at the ground. "Aubree." He repeated. "Yes... He was always drunk.. He'd hit me. I never left because I didn't have anywhere to go. And I hoped that one day, the Aiden I used to know would come back. But finally I couldn't take it anymore." I explained.
    Mason grabbed my hand and pulled me next to him, leading me away from Aiden's home. "Where are we going?" I questioned him. "We're going home." Mason answered.
    "You can stay with me."
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    Lalalalaa Who actually reads what I write here.. lol
    I love all my readers just so you know. I wouldn't write if it weren't for you~
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  20. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Why does the world
    Have to be about boyfriends and girlfriends? It should
    be about bacon. Because bacon is wonderful and can
    bring world peace.
    nmf

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