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1. beachbabe7
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC
   Hurricane Katrina
   Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
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2. beachbabe7
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2012 1:48pm UTC
   The dirty look you give the sidewalk
   when you turn around after you trip over it...
   
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3. beachbabe7
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   Q: if you had to describe yourself in one word what would it be?
   Me: bad at following directions
   ♥
   
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4. beachbabe7
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 7:21pm UTC
   Beachabe7 FOLLOW ME i follow back :)
   copying one persons work online
   PLAGERISM.
   copying a bunch of peoples work online
   RESEARCH.
   
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5. beachbabe7
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   Dont worry,
   I dont bite...
   i just scratch ;)
   nmf
   
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6. beachbabe7
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 8:08pm UTC
   is it dead?
   (0. 0 ) ( 0.0)
   I dont know...
   POKE IT.
   
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7. beachbabe7
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2012 4:47pm UTC
   My middle names danger ;)
   I thought it was Fransis...
   ITS PRONOUNCED DANGER.
   
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8. beachbabe7
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC
   Dont bother putting your hand over my mouth when you want me to shut up...
   I will lick you.
   nmf
   
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9. beachbabe7
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 7:42pm UTC
   splitting some food...
   and then giving yourself the bigger half ;)
   nmf
   
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10. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    oh yah?!
    PAPER BEATS ROCK???
    Well how about i throw rocks
    at you, well you try to defend
    yourself with
    paper!
    and then we'll see
    IF PAPER BEATS ROCK!
    
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11. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    BOY: theres something gorgeous in your eyes...
    GIRL: *blushes*
    BOY: oh wait, its just my reflection
    
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12. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    HEY!
    COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!
    what... -_-
    can you turn off my light...?
    format: Sandrasaurus
    
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13. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    When I'm older, I will have a little girl.
    I will name her stacy.
    I will be stacy's mom.
    I will have it going on :)
    format by kat_formats
    
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14. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    the walk of shame
    in the store when you have to put something back because your mom said "no".
    nmf
    
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15. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    C a l m d o w n b r o,
    its P.E. not the Olympics.
    
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16. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    HELLO.
    My name is
    ....ummmmm...
    hold on...i know this one....
    nmf
    
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17. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    "I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY!"
    grandma please get off the roof.
    nmf
    
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18. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Don't wait for the perfect moment...
    take the moment and make it perfect.♥
    nmf
    
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19. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    BOY: So...I hear you like bad boys? ;)
    GIRL: yahhhh...?
    BOY: well...I dont mean to brag but I can swim without floatys
    
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20. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    I'm not shy...
    Im just holding back my awesomeness so I wont intimidate you.
    FUDGE YAH.
    
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