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  1. xox_peace_xo34 xox_peace_xo34
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2009 5:54pm UTC
    The whole world came crashing down on me
    [( so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall )]
    *mlia

  2. K_stewxo K_stewxo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 3:02pm UTC
    - looking at schedules-
    Him: we have chemistry together.
    Me: what? n o w e d o n ' t .
    (_.·´¯`·×» Him: can we?
    Actually happened.
    <3

  3. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF

  4. NATZEE101 NATZEE101
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 1:14am UTC
    I Get High
    on the trampoline
    I Drink
    kool-aid
    I Smoke
    my dad in scrabble
    I Use Protection
    when i ride my bike
    I Murder People
    on Call Of Duty
    I Thrust
    my sword when i dress up
    I was Knocked Up
    but then he threw me back down.
    I Make Babies
    on Sims3
    Make Sure You Hear The Whole Story
    Before You Start Gossiping About It

  5. snowsurfsunx3 snowsurfsunx3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    i once wondered why
    our hearts are on the left side of our chest
    when everything else is symmetrical.
    shouldn't it be in the center?
    then i realized hearts are not
    supposed to be alone.
    when you hug someone you love,
    their heart beats right next to yours
    in symmetry

  6. stutiixkareenax0 stutiixkareenax0
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    & I know I'm not the only one
    who goes to the refrigerator to see if there's something to eat,
    finds nothing, then goes back 15 minutes later to see if there
    something to eat.

  7. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2009 12:57pm UTC
    WHY SHOULD I DO MY MAKEUP?
    why should i do my hair?
    it's not likexotomorrow
    [ you'll suddenly start to care ]

  8. March_25_ily March_25_ily
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 2:36pm UTC
    And there we were;;
    sitting on his bed, working on our english assignment. it was
    awkward being at his house, considering we stopped being friends
    a few years ago. but even so, i can't say i didn't like it.
    he stopped writing and said, just out of the blue,
    "why aren't we friends anymore?"
    he took me by complete surprise. i didn't know what to say. so i simply said
    "because we just gave up trying."
    "trying what?"
    "Look, you're popular. you've been the football guarterback since i've known
    you. you have girls who'd do anything to date you. you're a straight-A student.
    to the untrained eye, you're basically the perfect teenage boy. but me? i'm
    not popular, i just have my close friends. i'm not beautiful, maybe not even
    pretty. i'm not great at sports or anything. i can barely pass the mile
    run in gym class. i do alright in school, but i'm no genius. and guys
    aren't exactly fighting to ask me out. we were total opposites. i'm not even
    sure how what made us friends in the first place. but whatever it was,
    wasn't strong enough to last long."
    he looked at me seriously for a long time, taking in what i had said.
    "I know why we became friends." he finally said.
    "Why, then." i asked.
    "because on the first day of middle school, when you walked into homeroom,
    i almost stopped breathing. you were beautiful. you were wearing those faded jeans
    and green tank top. you had you're hair in a ponytail and weren't wearing any make-up.
    and you didn't know anyone in our class, but you still just came in and sat down next to me,
    smiled, and said "hey, i'm erin, what's your name?" and i could smell your rasberry shampoo
    and see the friendship bracelet on your right arm. and right at that moment, i knew."
    "..knew what?" i asked, amazed.
    "Right at that moment, i knew, that you were the girl i wanted to be
    in my life forever <3

  9. ballinnxxo ballinnxxo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2009 1:18pm UTC
    i want to be the girl
    who he thinks is the cutest; not necessarily the
    hottest or prettiest, but the cutest, because
    hottness refers to the body,
    and god knows mine isn't perfect.
    pretty refers to the face
    i know plenty of girls prettier than me;
    but cuteness is refering to every
    imperfection
    that he loves. every weird little habit.
    the funny little things that make me different
    from any other girl he could have.
    like how dorky i laugh, or i can't watch gory
    movies, or the way my hair smells.
    all of the little things he notices and adores.
    i want to be that girl
    *hahaaa wow took foreveeeerr! lol it kept spazzing :P hope you like it!

  10. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 3:51pm UTC
    By the year 3000,
    Facebook
    Twitter &
    YouTube
    will be combined to make
    You Twit Face.
    *haha, facebook.*

  11. xoxoMAKxoxo xoxoMAKxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
    When I bumped into him. We started talking.
    My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
    I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
    He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
    "Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
    Then he got up and walked away .
    Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
    "He lied."
    Favorite<33

  12. sabriinaaxkaulitz sabriinaaxkaulitz
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 11:18pm UTC
    TONiGHT*WiLL*BE*THE *NiGHT
    that i will fall for you
    o v e r ♥ a g a i n . . .
    d o n t m a k e m e c h a n g e m y m i n d ♥
    ♦♦♦

  13. smilimoose smilimoose
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    A man was in a locker room,
    changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, his phone rang.
    He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

  14. beautiful_xo_disaster beautiful_xo_disaster
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    rock, paper, scissors.
    i understand how scissors can beat paper,
    and how rock can beat scissors, but there is
    n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
    paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
    m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and
    leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
    paper do this to scissors? actually,
    s c r e w s c i s s o r s ,
    why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ?
    why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
    paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students
    while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
    because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can
    tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock,
    paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody
    c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my
    c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your
    paper would protect you."
    *credit to caligurl6354
    changed a few words,
    but i love itt hahaa

  15. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  16. xolaneycullenox xolaneycullenox
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
    my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
    my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
    my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
    my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
    my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
    No Matter What
    ---
    ALL MINE! NO JOCKING!! i reaaaaaalllllly like this! hehe<3

  17. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 7:39pm UTC
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  18. x3_never_let_go x3_never_let_go
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    HEY 90'S KIDS;
    Remember when..
    Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
    Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
    Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
    "Talk to the hand" said it all?
    The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
    Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
    Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
    Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
    When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
    All movies came out on VHS?
    The Rugrats were still babies?
    Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
    You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
    Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
    You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
    Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
    FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

  19. Stella242 Stella242
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2010 8:59am UTC
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  20. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
    (;
    →[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

:)

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