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  1. Dani_Marie3264 Dani_Marie3264
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 7:02pm UTC
    Don't you hate it,
    When your texting everyone at once,
    then suddenly
    no one texts you back for like an hour!
    I do : l

  2. daretoloveme3 daretoloveme3
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 10:25pm UTC
    It's Close To Midnight
    Face it honey,
    He's not going to be on tonight.

  3. TheMahlee TheMahlee
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 10:43pm UTC
    Saying goodbye isn't the hard part. ♥
    Knowing they're never coming back is.

  4. Jeter2 Jeter2
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 10:51pm UTC
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  5. xogymxchixkox7 xogymxchixkox7
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 11:11pm UTC
    Boyfriend: Just out of curiousity, why did you dump your last boyfriend?
    Girlfriend: I thought I liked him... but he always tried to change things about me.
    Boyfriend: There is only one thing I would ever want you to change about yourself.
    Girlfriend: Hmm... and what might that be?
    Boyfriend: Your last name.
    ♥♥♥
    notmine;adorable♥

  6. TheMahlee TheMahlee
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    June 4, 2010 6:47am UTC
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  7. LilMarshall LilMarshall
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 8:26am UTC
    a stranger stabs you
    in the front;
    a friend stabs you
    in the back;
    a boyfriend stabs you
    in the heart,
    but best friends
    only poke each other
    with straws.

  8. twilighter2097 twilighter2097
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 4:00pm UTC
    Out of all the idiots in the world,
    You stand alone.
    -the office

  9. xoash73xo xoash73xo
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 7:18pm UTC
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  10. whishingheknew123 whishingheknew123
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 9:51pm UTC
    letting the truth out (#6)
    i get your making new friends... awesome...
    that doesnt mean you forget the old ones

  11. kkdawg4420 kkdawg4420
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    One day on a school day, there were 3 students who were late to class,
    and heres how it went:
    Boy: Sorry im late Ms. Toya
    Teacher: So why are you late?
    Boy: I was on top of Cherry Hill..
    Then the next boy came in..
    Teacher: Now why are you late to class?
    Boy#2: I was on top of Cherry Hill..
    Then a Girl came in..
    Girl: Sorry Ms. Toya, I was......
    Teacher: Let me guess, you were on top of Cherry Hill.
    Girl: I am Cherry Hill..
    Fav♥ if you laughed :p


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  13. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 1:05pm UTC
    i'll move on baby just like you,
    when the desert floods
    & the grass turns blue.

  14. mshaw334 mshaw334
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 1:33pm UTC
    Yes, MILEY CYRUS, according to the law...
    You and your 17 year old self can be tamed.
    ©mshaw334 no stealing


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  17. xXcrazyyXx xXcrazyyXx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 5:17pm UTC
    boy: hey
    girl: hey.
    boy: whats wrong?
    girl: i really like someone and i dont know if should tell them...
    boy: well, if i were you, i would tell him. you never know, he might really like you back, but hes too nervous to speak his mind... maybe he lays in bed until 11:11 to wait to wish for you. you might be the last thing he thinks about when he falls asleep, and the first thought in his mind in the morning. maybe, he thinks about you every m i n u t e , and each time he does, he s m i l e s. and he talks to you everyday for a reason you know...he cant e a t or s l e e p or t h i n k without talking to you. did you know you might make his day? did you know he might...love you...?
    girl: looks like youve got a crush on someone...whos the lucky girl..?
    boy: first you have to tell me who this guy you like is..
    girl: fine. on the count of 3?
    boy: 1..
    girl: 2..
    boy: 3...
    girl: you.
    boy: you.
    truee story(:
    edit? creditt ;D
    thankss<3

  18. my-shadow-stalks-me my-shadow-stalks-me
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 6:15pm UTC
    boy, i'm a total mess. look
    what you've done to me.
    i'm slowly falling apart
    and everyone can see.
    did you ever really care or
    was it all just a lie?
    do you feel happier inside
    when you hear me cry?
    my life is screwed up now
    but soon i'll be alright.
    & as for you... how the hell
    do you sleep at night? ♥

  19. _crazy_cutie_5678 _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    (as everyone in the room is fighting with eachother some random guy burst through the door)
    "Come On! What Woul d Zac Efron Say?!"
    (at this point he starts to sing)
    "We're All In this together..."
    not my design...

  20. Kayla29pt Kayla29pt
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 9:53am UTC
    The world's not gonna end today,
    it's already tomorrow in
    Australia
    Kayla Paige<3

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