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i don't expect anyone to check this.
[ but just fyi for anyone who cares ]
i'm still here.
t h e o n l y p r o b l e m i s
where?
hmm... looks like you're gonna have to figure it out ;]

beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
August 27, 2009 9:04am UTC

say hello to goodbye.
---> cause it seems like it's all we ever say </3
goodbye witty : /
maybe i'll be back again.

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beautiful_xo_disaster
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August 21, 2009 8:51pm UTC

i've been spending all my time
[ j u s t t h i n k i n g a b o u t y o u ]
i don't know what to do
i think i'm fallin' for you <3
- fallin' for you; colbie caillat -
<3

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beautiful_xo_disaster
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August 20, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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beautiful_xo_disaster
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August 20, 2009 4:22pm UTC

and sometimes, you have
to get a w a y from it all
in order to see who runs
after you.

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August 20, 2009 9:26am UTC

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beautiful_xo_disaster
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August 20, 2009 9:07am UTC

in between the lines
and the boulevards, underneath the sky
c h a s i n g w h o w e a r e ,
wanting more before it s l i p s a w a y .
screaming to the stars just to feel alive.
maybe one more chance and we'll
[ g e t i t r i g h t ]
i won't believe that all these days
and all these dreams were only
meant to fade.
- in between the lines; tyrone wells -

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beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 9:49pm UTC

cars are easy.
---> it's people you need a manual for.
- sisterhood of the traveling pants 2 -

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beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 9:46pm UTC

and it's oh so real
[ t h e w a y t h a t y o u t a l k ]
the xx way xx that xx you xx feel.
oh and i want to scream
but i know the fault lies with me,
cause i believe in you.
- i believe in you; tyler hilton -

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beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 7:59pm UTC

stop lying to yourself.
you don't love him.
[ you x never x did ]
y o u l o v e d t h e i d e a o f h i m .
you loved who you t h o u g h t he was.
the bottom line is
you never loved him.

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beautiful_xo_disaster
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August 19, 2009 7:46pm UTC

| and then it hit her like a brick:
| she was absolutely, uncontrollably i n l o v e
| with him. now all she needed to do was to
`---> get him to notice her </3

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beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
August 17, 2009 7:33pm UTC

wow. that is so funny #9
angela was nearing sixty and was her final year of teaching. she was
a devout christian who missed teaching from the bible. because she
was worried about how little her class knew about religion, angela
decided she was going to disregard the new regulations and teach
some religion. she told her class that she would run a contest. she
would give $50 to whoever could tell her who was the greatest man
who ever lived. immediately moshe began to wave his hand, but
angela ignored him in favor of those in her sunday school class.
as she went around the room, angela was disappointed with
the answers she got. jane, her best scholar, picked noah
because he saved all the animals. others said, "i think it
was alexander the great because he conquered the whole
world." and "thomas edison because he invented the
light bulb." finally she called on moshe who still had
his hand in the air. "i think it was jesus christ," said
moshe. angela was shocked but still gave him the $50
reward. as she did so, she asked, "well, moshe, i'm
very surprised that you shouold be the only one with
the right answer. how come?" "well to tell you the
truth," moshe replied, "i really think it was moses,
but business is business."
*i love anyone who reads all of this.
and also no offense to anyone jewish.
i am too, but i just thought it was hilarious.

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beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
August 17, 2009 7:15pm UTC

wow. that is so funny #8
gary was invited to a party in new york city and was having the
time of his life. unfortunately, during the evening, he lost his
wallet. so gary, not being the shy type, stood on a chair and
shouted, "excuse me ladies and gentlemen, i've just lost my
wallet with over $500 in cash in it. to the person who finds
my wallet, i will give $50." a voice in the back shouted,
"i'll give $75."

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beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
August 17, 2009 7:10pm UTC

wow. that is so funny #7
becky and drew were sitting in a romantic restaurant in soho.
drew says, smiling, "becky, i'm going to make you the happiest
woman in the entire world." becky then replies with another smile,
"i'll miss you."

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beautiful_xo_disaster
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August 17, 2009 5:39pm UTC

wow. that is so funny #6
michael and natalie, an elderly couple, were on vacation when
they decided to take a drive into the countryside. natalie is
driving when she gets pulled over by a policeman. the officer
comes up to the car and says to her, "madam, did you know
you were speeding?" natalie turns to michael and asks him,
"what did he say?" michael yells back, "he says you were
speeding." the policeman then says to natalie, "may i see
your driver's license?" natalie says to michael, "what did
he say?" he yells back, "he wants to see your drivers
license." so she hands it to him. the policeman looks
at the license and says, "ah, i see you are both from
asbury park, new jersey. i spent some time there many
years ago and i'll always remember the time i went on
a blind date with the ugliest woman i have ever seen."
natalie turns to michael, "what did he say?" he yells back,
"he thinks he knows you."

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beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
August 17, 2009 5:32pm UTC

wow. that is so funny #5
jenna's husband, paul, had just passed away, so jenna called
a local paper to place an obituary. jenna said to them, "this
is what i want you to print: paul is dead." the man replied,
"but for $25 you are alllowed to print six words." jenna
answered, "okay then. can you please print: paul is dead.
lexus for sale."

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beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
August 17, 2009 5:19pm UTC

wow. that is so funny #4
little johnny and michelle were at school. one day during lunch,
michelle says, "johnny do you wanna play mommies and daddies
with me?" johnny replies, "okay. what do you want me to do?"
"i want you to communicate your thoughts," she said.
"communicate my thoughts?" says johnny, "i have no idea
what that means." michelle instantly smirks and with a
knowing looks says, "that's perfectly fine. then
you can be the daddy."

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beautiful_xo_disaster
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August 17, 2009 5:08pm UTC

wow. that is so funny #3
"i'm upset," benny said to his best friend. "i took my son-in-law
into my clothing business and yesterday i caught him kissing
one of the models!" his best friend answered, "have a little
patience!" "after all, men will be men. so he kissed one of
the models?" "but you don't understand!" benny exclaimed.
"i make men's clothes."

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beautiful_xo_disaster
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August 17, 2009 4:44pm UTC

wow. that is so funny #2
rachel and peter were invited to a fancy costume party. unfortunately,
rachel had a terrible headache and told peter to go to the party alone.
being a devoted husband, peter protested, but she argued and said
she was going to bed and there was no need to be spoiled by her
not going. so peter decided to go. after sleeping for an hour or so,
rachel felt so much better, and decided to go to the party. she knew
what costume peter was going to wear, but he didn't know hers,
so she thought she'd have a little fun with him. she soon spotted
peter who was fooling around on the dance floor, dancing with
every girl he could, kissing some of them. so rachel went up
to him and started dancing with him. he devoted all his time
to her. rachel let him go as far as he wanted since he was
her husband. they both decided to go off to his car and make
love. just before midnight, when everyone at the party had
to take off their masks, rachel slipped away and wondered
what kind of explanation peter would make for his behavior.
rachel was reading when peter came in and asked him
how it was. he said, "oh, the same old thing. you know i
never have a good time when you're not there. i never
danced one single dance. when i got to the party, i
bumped into robert, sam, and david, so we went into
the back room and played cards all night. but i
can tell you rachel, the guy i loaned my costume to
sure had a real good time!"

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beautiful_xo_disaster
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August 17, 2009 4:13pm UTC

wow. that is so funny #1
one morning, as little hannah was sitting at the kitchen sink watching her
mother wash and dry the breakfast plates, she noticed her mother had
several strands of white hair mixed with her dark hair. hannah looked
at her mother and said, "why do you got some white hairs, mummy?"
her mother replied, "well, darling, every time a daughter upsets her
mother, one of her mother's hairs turns white." hannah thought
about this information for a few moments, then asked her mother,
"mummy, so how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"

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beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
August 16, 2009 10:13am UTC

| the higher you climb
| the farther there is to f a l l .
| and s o m e t i m e s
`---> there's no net to catch you.

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