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wow. that is so funny #2
rachel and peter were invited to a fancy costume party. unfortunately,
rachel had a terrible headache and told peter to go to the party alone.
being a devoted husband, peter protested, but she argued and said
she was going to bed and there was no need to be spoiled by her
not going. so peter decided to go. after sleeping for an hour or so,
rachel felt so much better, and decided to go to the party. she knew
what costume peter was going to wear, but he didn't know hers,
so she thought she'd have a little fun with him. she soon spotted
peter who was fooling around on the dance floor, dancing with
every girl he could, kissing some of them. so rachel went up
to him and started dancing with him. he devoted all his time
to her. rachel let him go as far as he wanted since he was
her husband. they both decided to go off to his car and make
love. just before midnight, when everyone at the party had
to take off their masks, rachel slipped away and wondered
what kind of explanation peter would make for his behavior.
rachel was reading when peter came in and asked him
how it was. he said, "oh, the same old thing. you know i
never have a good time when you're not there. i never
danced one single dance. when i got to the party, i
bumped into robert, sam, and david, so we went into
the back room and played cards all night. but i
can tell you rachel, the guy i loaned my costume to
sure had a real good time!"

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