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 A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.

"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....

"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
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5548 faves · 95 comments · Aug 9, 2009 10:33pm

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Etsimaresei · 8 years ago
OMG XD
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MalikMissi · 1 decade ago
Trolololol xD
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Snoopygirl · 1 decade ago
u copied this i know

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LizzieGirl123 · 1 decade ago
LOL! I kept laughing after the last line LOL!
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Smileyy19 · 1 decade ago
hahahhahaha ♥
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RagzluvsSiva · 1 decade ago
Reader's digest
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hannahp129 · 1 decade ago
that made my WHOLE DAY!!!!!!!! (.)(.)
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hugsnkisses224 · 1 decade ago
i luvv this quote except it says *his phone* at the begginngg lmao

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.* · 1 decade ago
LMFAO!!
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compooterz · 1 decade ago
LOL !!!
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321pazzy123 · 1 decade ago
I DON'T GET IT :'(
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
That's hilarious :D
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xomadilynxoo · 1 decade ago
i just peed. lmaoo ! ♥
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AmberRoxsursocks · 1 decade ago
thhtiis is soo funny hahaha l0l
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BeautifulPeople · 1 decade ago
cthuu , iwould've been mad as s-*tt if ifound out that was my phone . !!
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delvira_bytes97 · 1 decade ago
Ohh !
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kkendzulak · 1 decade ago
haha! <3
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XxpinkpandaxX · 1 decade ago
HahaxD Did you get this from that commercial?
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skybella555 · 1 decade ago
Ha ha ha lol lmao As sooon as i read this i craked up laughing :LOL
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gopatandal · 1 decade ago
LOL LMFAOROTFL HAHAHAHA ok yuppers im done
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