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Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ

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  1. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2009 7:43pm UTC
    mypeniswriting
    what does this say?
    it says,
    my pen is writing
    what were you thinking it said?...
    mine :)
    no jocking
    happy holidays everybody!

  2. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2009 5:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2009 5:03pm UTC
    YDont freak if a
    big fat guy grabs you
    and puts you in a bag,
    I asked for u for
    christmasY
    e

  4. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 10:27pm UTC
    && am i the only one who
    See's lyrics to a song, and u start singing it using the lyrics?
    Fave if u do :)

  5. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 10:14pm UTC
    && Am i the only one who
    Pretends to text in awkward situations?
    fave if u do :)

  6. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2009 11:57pm UTC
    Your Mom
    &&
    Your Face
    T H E U L T I M A T E C O M E B A C K S
    FAVE IF U AGREE

  7. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 10:25am UTC
    How Many Girls Out There
    **-think they'll never be good enough for anyone-**
    /cry themselves to sleep at night\
    because they're parents are fighting,
    or because your bestfriends don't care anymore?
    ...how many of you reading this...
    are afraid to fall in love, because you know you a l w a y s fall?
    how many of you
    listen to the songs that remind you of when you were
    happy? And when everything was all right.
    How many girls...
    are tired of everything, and everyone;
    what about you? do you ever
    think you're all alone?
    not mine:( wish it was.
    Credit for the edit :)

  8. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 7:41pm UTC
    Today, I went to the grocery store and bought a bag of fruit with pictures of apples on it. When I got home I opened the bag expecting to find apples, inside were bananas. I checked the label and underneath the word bananas was written "bet you wished you read the label."
    MLIA

  9. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2009 3:33pm UTC
    I went to a party, mom,
    I remember what you said.
    You told me not to drink, mom
    so I drank coke instead.
    I really felt proud inside, mom,
    even though the others said I should've I didn't take one sip,
    even though if i wanted to I could've
    I know I did the right thing,
    mom, I know you are always right.
    Now the party is finally ending,
    as everyone is driving out of sight.
    As I got into my car,
    I knew I would get home in one piece.
    Because of the way you raised me,
    so responsible and sweet.
    I started to drive away,
    mom, but I pulled out into the road,
    The other car didn’t see me,
    and hit me like a load.
    As I lay here on the pavement,
    I hear the policeman say,
    The other guy is drunk,
    and now I’m the one who will pay.
    I’m lying here dying, mom,
    I wish you’d get here soon.
    How could this happen to me?
    My life just burst like a balloon.
    There is blood all around me,
    and most of it is mine.
    I hear the medic say I’ll die in a short time.
    I just wanted to tell you, mom,
    I swear I didn’t drink.
    It was the others, mom.
    The others didn’t think.
    He was probably at the same party as I.
    The only difference is,
    he wasn't told as a kid,
    he drank and I will die.
    Why do people drink, mom?
    It can ruin your whole life.
    I’m feeling hard pains now,
    pains just like a knife.
    The guy that hit me is now walking,
    mom, I don’t think it's any fair.
    I’m lying here dying, and all he can do is stare.
    Tell my brother not to cry,
    and tell daddy to be brave.
    And when I go to haven,
    put “daddy’s girl” on my grave.
    Someone should have told him,
    not to drink and drive.
    If only someone had told him,
    Then I would still be alive.
    My breath is getting short,
    I’m becoming very scared.
    Please don’t cry for me, mom.
    When I need you, you were always there.
    I have one last question, mom, before I say good bye.
    I didn’t drink and drive, mom, so why am I the one to die?

  10. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2009 3:18pm UTC
    What was she thinking??
    She messed everything up
    They are terrible together!
    How could she make such a STUPID choice?
    I mean look!
    Those shoes DO NOT match that purse!!

  11. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    Today in the
    car i was
    at a stoplight,
    and the sun
    was right
    in my eyes.
    Just then
    a truck pulls
    up next to
    me blocking
    it. The truck
    was
    advertising
    sun block.
    lmao :)

  12. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2009 5:34pm UTC
    If you want breakfast in bed,
    then go sleep in the kitchen!!!

  13. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 11:31am UTC
    Have u ever thought...
    That if girls dressed up as guys no one would really care.
    But if guys dressed up as girls. We consider them gay.
    all mine
    no jocking

  14. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 7:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 11:15pm UTC
    wHeN lIfE hANdS yOu sKiTtLEs...
    YoU tHrOW tHem aT pEoPLe aNd saY,
    TAsTE ThE FREaKInG RAINBOW!!!!!!

  16. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 9:57pm UTC
    okay... so last night i got a call, And they asked in a really bad valley girl accent if a girl named sabrina was there... I knew it was a prank call... So i said No sabrina isnt here and btw you should try practicing your fake accent for prank calls. cause its really bad and your not going to trick any one.
    it was silent....
    The girl said, This is Sally and my accent isnt fake!!! ANd i really need to talk to my friend sabrina, so y dont u go die in a hole!!!!!!!! **And she hung up.**
    after that i felt pretty bad.
    A few minutes later i get a call,
    And it was a guy, he had a french accent
    and he says he is looking for charlie.
    So i tell him sorry this isnt charlies number.
    then he laughs and says...
    Your really stupid this was like the
    WORST accent ever... and u bought it,
    wow u really are stupid.
    and that accent didnt sound fake to me.
    i felt stupid
    TRUE STORY.
    no jocking
    FAVE AND COMMENT :P

  17. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 7:36pm UTC
    Bella- Your kidnapping me, arent u?
    Alice- Sorry, he paid me..
    Bella- How much?
    Alice- The porsche, its exactly like the one i stole in Italy.
    Bella and Alice. TWILIGHT.

  18. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2009 8:13pm UTC
    RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR
    now read that backwards

  19. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    Im glad i failed at suicide cause my life is so amazing now.

  20. Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ Drunk_on_TWIZZLERZ
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 11:22pm UTC
    fun things to do in an elavator.
    ask the person nxt to you what floor they're going to, after they answer look away slowly and don't press there button every two seconds look back at them.
    walk in to the elavator and ask the person nxt to you if it is a drop tower.
    lay on the floor like a star, all sprawled out, when ppl come in don,t move an inch.
    walk in, looking very giddy and excited, then ask the person nxt to you "Are you ready for this wild exciting adventure!" For the rest of the ride say " Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
    everytime you reach a floor say 'Ding".
    make a farting noice and look to the person nxt to you and then slowly back away.
    everytime a person walks in say oink.
    (in a glass wall elavator)press your face up to the glass and stare at the ppl below.
    once its silent breath as heavily as possible.
    laugh everytime someone walks in.
    has someone call you while your in the elavator while its ringing look susiciously at all the ppl like your trying to figure out whos phone is ringing.
    stand in the center of the elevator and stare at the ceiling when someone walks in say dont the stars look beautiful tonight..

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