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hii everyone.

i'm haylee. i just came back to witty after a year or so. 
i find my old quotes funny now. 
so i'm starting again.





 
  1. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 9:00pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#20
    A killer whales heart beats 30 times a minute under water, 60 tomes a minute on the surface.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  2. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#19
    Some species of fish have voices.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  3. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:58pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#18
    In 1895 Hamshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  4. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:56pm UTC
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  5. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:53pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#16
    The first TV commerical showed a Bulova watch ticking onscreen for exactly 60 seconds.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  6. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
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    August 23, 2009 8:52pm UTC
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  7. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:50pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#14
    To take an oath, ancient Romans had to put a hand on there testicles thats where the word testimony comes from.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  8. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:48pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#13
    In ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  9. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:47pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#12
    If you infolded your brain, it would cover an ironing board.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  10. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:46pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#11
    Mexico has more American residents than any other country except the United States.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  11. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:45pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#10
    When Britney Spears books into hotels she uses the name 'Allota Warmheart' so that nobody will recognize her.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  12. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:43pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#9
    The streets of Victor, Colorado, once a gold rush town, are paved with low-grade gold.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  13. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:41pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#8
    In Albania, nodding your head means 'no' and shaking your head means 'yes'.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  14. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:40pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#7
    A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball made of rubber.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  15. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#6
    All polar bears are left-handed.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  16. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:38pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#5
    Even Antarctica has a zip code. Its 672.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  17. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:38pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#4
    The face on a penny can hold up to 30 drops of water.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  18. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:37pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#3
    The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living people to appear on stamps.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  19. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:35pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#2
    There are some species on snails that are extremely venomous.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

  20. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:34pm UTC
    d.i.d.y.o.u.k.n.o.w#1
    The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard set of playing cards.
    i.bet.you.didn't.

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