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rock, paper, scissors.
i understand how scissors can beat paper,
and how rock can beat scissors, but there is
n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
m a g i c a l l y  wrap itself around rock and
leave it  i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
paper do this to scissors? actually,
 s c r e w  s c i s s o r s ,
why can't paper do this to  p e o p l e ?
why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
paper constantly  s u f f o c a t i n g  students
while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
because paper can''t beat  a n y b o d y . a rock can
tear that crap up in  t w o  s e c o n d s. when i play rock,
paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody
c l a i m s  to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my
c l e n c h e d  f i s t  and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your
paper would protect you."

*credit to caligurl6354
changed a few words,
but i love itt hahaa
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rock, paper, scissors. i understand how scissors can beat paper,

2219 faves · 27 comments · Jun 28, 2009 6:50pm

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hannahclaire · 1 decade ago
ya but then they can slap you with there paper;D
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w0ahxoemilayy · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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appleandspice · 1 decade ago
it lookes like a girl with no head :D
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xxjillybaby · 1 decade ago
this is freakin hilarious!
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jessie_m · 1 decade ago
i started cracking up!! lol
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xvendettax3 · 1 decade ago
SufferinginSilence is rightt.
Credit to Dane Cook haha. :D
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-no one-* · 1 decade ago
i did that to my sister :)
thanks for the idea
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xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox · 1 decade ago
I tried that. My friend used the paper to slap me.
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dancenQUEEN0303 · 1 decade ago
hahahah i love this! soo funny!
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sPaZcHiLd95 · 1 decade ago
omg i almost peed when i read this hhehe

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MENT_2_B · 1 decade ago
haha this is like 1 of mii fave quotes of all time awsum job love the colors!!
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omgitsalexlc7777 · 1 decade ago
haha since i was little every time i played rock paper scizzors i picked rock and then if the other person had paper i would slam my rock on top of their paper and say no way does paper beat rock rock can crush and rip paper and all paper does is cover the rock
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em5145 · 1 decade ago
omg i love thiss!!! :) lovee the colors.
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caligurl6354 · 1 decade ago
congrats :)
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doubletroubllllle015 · 1 decade ago
idk who you credited to or why but dane cook said this so it's not her credit . looove your colors .
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xxSugerxNxSweetxx · 1 decade ago
how do u get the black background? comment on my profile and tell me.
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xoconversexluvox · 1 decade ago
someone joked u. i forget who but they said this was theirs. i just thought i would let u no
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yooitscharliie · 1 decade ago
haha i like it
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emiiLly505 · 1 decade ago
dane cook said something like this
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simfreakk32 · 1 decade ago
HAHA! "i thought your paper would protect you!" loove it
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