Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't coming back
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Today, I found out my dad bought dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. I am now making the meat eaters fight the plant eaters and using ketchup for blood. MLIA This was my quote I put on MLIA All mine no jocking please
Today I discovered the true reason my mom wanted a Facebook account. It wasn't to creep on my profile or talk to our relatives like I assumed. She just wanted to set her profile language to Pirate. My mom is awesome. MLIA. #297042 Comments: 0 Vote: Average 117 No 25 Add comment Today I typed 'you like' into google. It said "you like krabby patties dont you squidward". I love you google. MLIA #297043 Comments: 0 Vote: Yes 111 Meh 20 Add comment | Shirt Today, after reading all the posts about Speech Recognition I decided to try it out. My computer doesn't understand me when I speak in a normal voice, but when I use a British accent it understands me perfectly. MLIA #297077 Comments: 0 Vote: Average 55 No 10 Add comment Today, I saw a license plate cover that said "my other car is a broom." It's good to know they're keeping the wizarding world a secret, by not riding their broomstick in public. MLIA. #297078 Comments: 0 Vote: Average 52 No 10 Add comment I was in the car with my brother coming home from a vacation. On the way we passed a barn full of cows. I roll down my window and scream "MOO!" One of the cows looked up. I have a bond with that cow. MLIA #297087 Comments: 0 Vote: Average 25 No 8 Add comment Today, I was thinking about how cool it would be if there was a robot that you could put a math equation into and it would give you the answer. I then realized that it would be a calculator. MLIA.