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ChocoTaco
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February 16, 2013 5:51pm UTC

The internet is like Ancient Egypt
People writing on walls
and
worshipping cats

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pinapplesealover3
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February 18, 2013 11:02am UTC

i used to think duct tape was spelled:
DUCK TAPE.

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 2:10am UTC

And then it hits me:
you are smiling,
you are laughing,
you are happy.
But it is not
because of me.

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x0x_jay_x0x
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February 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC

This is witty, I'm gonna be honest.

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flyingbacon7
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February 21, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Hug her
Show her you care
Send her cute texts
Just show that you love her
Before you lose her
Because she thinks that no one would miss her

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Fαy Στylες*
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February 21, 2013 1:27pm UTC

It is really funny
how my dad actually believes that
I can get ready in 10 mins
♥

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:03pm UTC

I walk in circles
when I talk on the phone.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:57pm UTC

If people could read my mind,
I'd get punched in the face a lot.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 1:36am UTC

problems of teenagers:
most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smokng yesterday
me: why can i not UNTANGLE THESE HEADPHONES.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:03am UTC

how in the world are middle schoolers
sexually active while i wasn't even socially active?

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 2:05am UTC

i remember that time when i was really
ugly and annoying. lol wait that was like two hours ago.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:56am UTC

i will never understand the physics behind
british people losing their accents while they sing.

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bettyann123
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February 21, 2013 4:42pm UTC

Here's to the kids,
who care more about music,
than popularity.

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kristabff
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February 21, 2013 3:07pm UTC

Parents lecturing me about grades
Parents: Now we know you can you do better in math class!! You only have a 95% you're slipping!!
Me: WTF 95% is great omfg!!
Parents: EXCUSE ME, what does 'wtf' mean?!??
Me: Oh it means... why the face?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 17, 2013 6:14pm UTC

if you pull out my earphones
i will pull out your arteries
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Trustmeee
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January 20, 2013 1:48pm UTC

PLOT TWIST: People in the TV are actually watching you.

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jordankimberly21
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May 21, 2012 8:08pm UTC

so i was reading through old messages
[ and the tears began spilling from my eyes ]
>>all the memories overcame me<<
made me wish that you still belonged to me
---------->when you loved me
and you showed it<-------
~but that was then~
and this is now.

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